Kolo the car salesman

[davymcfc]

What the eff?

 

[yeseye]

"He sells cars galore,he sells cars,
He sells cars galore, he sells cars,
He sells cars galore, he sells cars,
Oh fatty he sells cars"

 

[sir baconface]

I wouldn't buy a car off him.

 

[unexpected item]

Great pic, it's crying out to be used on threads where a WTF, or similar image is required

 

[hillbillyliar]

They have all those quotes from her - but in the picture she seems to have been caught unaware on her way back from Asda. Seems odd. She doesn't look 22 either.

 

[FlatlineMonday]

oh my god my sides

 

[Champions2012!]

oh my god my sides

Tell me about it, mine already went into orbit

 

[mattymcfc1894]

Kolo, Kolo Kolo, Kolo Kolo, Kolo Kolo TOURE, Francois, Francois Francois, Francois Francois, Francois Francois TOURE!

 

[Citizen52]

somebody wake me up

i just dreamt i read a thread where Kolo Toure pretended to be a car salesman to get a shag.


fucking keep of the cheese methinks

You've got it all wrong - this was Francois Toure.

PS potential classic this.

 

[Blumers Bloomers]

Just re-read the article and picked up on the fact this girl is a model. For what, I'm not sure. She doesn't look the best.