Thorin Oakenshield
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I don't think I would have stayed behind at the crossroads. Once Brad Pit said I could fook off I would have pegged it, as I have a thing about Crossroads being non conducive to health or wealth.
I'm having a month of being more honest with myself so would just like to say I wouldn't have stayed at the Spartan Hot Gates either and would deffo have done one from the Alamo with the women, kids and sensible ones. Don't get me started on the Titanic .. bit of lippy, a nice flowery frock and into a lifeboat I go!
Escaping from the hot gates and the alamo would have made you a deserter , which would guarantee you a fairly painful death..