Just watched Parker. Typical Jason Statham film. Beats up baddies, gets beat up, gets revenge, shags/doesn't shag fit bird who loves him, happy ending. Enjoyed it but felt in need of a little culture afterwards. Found a nice BBC4 documentary about the hundred years war and just as I'd settled down to watch, the main presenter, some bird who is supposedly a doctor and should know fucking better, committed the cardinal sin of saying "pacifically" when she meant "specifically". This was on the BBC FFS! Wtf am I paying my licence fee for!? It isn't for brain dead fucking morons with a doctorate to sound like they are out of an Armstrong and Miller WW2 pilot sketch. I want my licence fee back. Cunts!