Last person post gets £20!!

[sweynforkbeard]

'You are Chalkie Robbo and I claim my £20,'-spoken from some windswept promenade in Rhyl or Cleethorpes or Fleetwood or another flyblown land that time forgot as a flea infested donkey lurches sullenly in the background under the weight of a myopic 12 stone 8 year old rammed to the gunwhales with turkey twizzlers and fries wearing (not the donkey) a Tizer stained Wham! tee shirt while younger toddler brother is caught short and assisted by mum in white denim mini skirt and blotchy legs to wee perilously close to a pensioners packed lunch of a Lidl scotch egg and a haslet and tomato sandwich whilst lunch owner blinks as grit blows into their eyes again and tries to remember whether they've fed the cat. Aah-nostalgia, those bile inducing memories of Augusts past.

 

[blueinkwell]

Morning all!

 

[Bluebird1]

'You are Chalkie Robbo and I claim my £20,'-spoken from some windswept promenade in Rhyl or Cleethorpes or Fleetwood or another flyblown land that time forgot as a flea infested donkey lurches sullenly in the background under the weight of a myopic 12 stone 8 year old rammed to the gunwhales with turkey twizzlers and fries wearing (not the donkey) a Tizer stained Wham! tee shirt while younger toddler brother is caught short and assisted by mum in white denim mini skirt and blotchy legs to wee perilously close to a pensioners packed lunch of a Lidl scotch egg and a haslet and tomato sandwich whilst lunch owner blinks as grit blows into their eyes again and tries to remember whether they've fed the cat. Aah-nostalgia, those bile inducing memories of Augusts past.

Excellent post;-)

 

[MCFC87]

Who wouldn't want £20 though? Food and drink at the match ;)

 

[TOOTS]

'You are Chalkie Robbo and I claim my £20,'-spoken from some windswept promenade in Rhyl or Cleethorpes or Fleetwood or another flyblown land that time forgot as a flea infested donkey lurches sullenly in the background under the weight of a myopic 12 stone 8 year old rammed to the gunwhales with turkey twizzlers and fries wearing (not the donkey) a Tizer stained Wham! tee shirt while younger toddler brother is caught short and assisted by mum in white denim mini skirt and blotchy legs to wee perilously close to a pensioners packed lunch of a Lidl scotch egg and a haslet and tomato sandwich whilst lunch owner blinks as grit blows into their eyes again and tries to remember whether they've fed the cat. Aah-nostalgia, those bile inducing memories of Augusts past.

Good post
The donkey was not lurching he had an hangover his name is clip clop and he has a straw hat he sometimes wears
ps did you get the phone number of the bird in the white denim mini skirt i do like blotchy legs
pps i clam my £20

 

[sweynforkbeard]

'You are Chalkie Robbo and I claim my £20,'-spoken from some windswept promenade in Rhyl or Cleethorpes or Fleetwood or another flyblown land that time forgot as a flea infested donkey lurches sullenly in the background under the weight of a myopic 12 stone 8 year old rammed to the gunwhales with turkey twizzlers and fries wearing (not the donkey) a Tizer stained Wham! tee shirt while younger toddler brother is caught short and assisted by mum in white denim mini skirt and blotchy legs to wee perilously close to a pensioners packed lunch of a Lidl scotch egg and a haslet and tomato sandwich whilst lunch owner blinks as grit blows into their eyes again and tries to remember whether they've fed the cat. Aah-nostalgia, those bile inducing memories of Augusts past.

Good post
The donkey was not lurching he had an hangover his name is clip clop and he has a straw hat he sometimes wears
ps did you get the phone number of the bird in the white denim mini skirt i do like blotchy legs
pps i clam my £20

You like blotchy legs?- get yourself down to Halifax town centre every Friday and Saturday night, you'll be in heaven.

 

[Wrighty Wrexham]

£20 notes going out of circulation so I heard!!

 

[sweynforkbeard]

£20 notes going out of circulation so I heard!!

Think its just the ones with Elgars face on-though why anyone thought a missing racehorse was a suitable image to grace our currency is a mystery to me.

 

[Bluebird1]

£20 notes going out of circulation so I heard!!

Think its just the ones with Elgars face on-though why anyone thought a missing racehorse was a suitable image to grace our currency is a mystery to me.

Haha. I'd like a £20 note with an image of a racehorse!







* I presume you mean Shergar? *

 

[blueinkwell]

Think its just the ones with Elgars face on-though why anyone thought a missing racehorse was a suitable image to grace our currency is a mystery to me.

Haha. I'd like a £20 note with an image of a racehorse!







* I presume you mean Shergar? *

I thought Elgar was the flea bitten donkey at Rhyll!