Last person post gets £20!!

Bluebird1 said:
Blue Mist said:
This is sickly, I think I am going to throw up. Teddies, hearts ! and you tell me to Man Up !!
I thought that if you wanted to impress a girl you just took her to a Joey Holts pub (The Volunteer Sue or better still the Legh Arms ?)

Is that an invitation?



;-)

Wow, you bet .........
although I will have to pretend I am 20 (probably 30 yrs) younger, still have hair and it is a money belt under my Poundstretcher t shirt not a one pack (a getting larger one pack !) If you are TB's age you can just pretend I'm your dad
 
Blue Mist said:
Bluebird1 said:
Is that an invitation?



;-)

Wow, you bet .........
although I will have to pretend I am 20 (probably 30 yrs) younger, still have hair and it is a money belt under my Poundstretcher t shirt not a one pack (a getting larger one pack !) If you are TB's age you can just pretend I'm your dad
She's a LOT older than me !


*ducks for cover*
 
tueartsboots said:
Blue Mist said:
Wow, you bet .........
although I will have to pretend I am 20 (probably 30 yrs) younger, still have hair and it is a money belt under my Poundstretcher t shirt not a one pack (a getting larger one pack !) If you are TB's age you can just pretend I'm your dad
She's a LOT older than me !


*ducks for cover*

No amount of cute Teddies and hearts are going to save you now TB.
 
blue John said:
You are going to have to save your money as well
she drinks wine by the bucket full

OMG BB is being attacked on all sides, am I the only gentleman in the room, anyway are you sure about the wine blue John ? we were talking about Holts pubs. I don't think they have even heard of wine.

Quick story, when I was single I once took a girl in the Lord Nelson in Urmston. It was winter and the girl I was with ordered a short and then asked for some ice. The barmaid just turned round and said "There's more ice on the bleedin' road than there is in this pub". Class.
 
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Blue Mist said:
blue John said:
You are going to have to save your money as well
she drinks wine by the bucket full

OMG BB is being attacked on all sides, am I the only gentleman in the room, anyway are you sure about the wine blue John ? we were talking about Holts pubs. I don't think they have even heard of wine.

Quick story, when I was single I once took a girl in the Lord Nelson in Urmston. It was winter and the girl I was with ordered a short and then asked for some ice. The barmaid just turned round and said "There's more ice on the bleedin' road than there is in this pub". Class.
He's not kidding, she had a jug of wine at a shambles meet !<br /><br />-- Tue Mar 30, 2010 8:15 pm --<br /><br />
Bluebird1 said:
PMSL !
 

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