I was house hunting with the wife, didn't get home till 1030pm. £20 is mine btwblue John said:I hope you have got a note to say why you were so late todaytueartsboots said:Want a barm?Robbo. said:where the fuck!
where the fuck!
where the fuck is mr boots?
where the fuck is mr boots?
Sorry mate, I had a good day, fire alarms went of after lunch, we were told not allowed back for 1.5 hr so manager took us down the pub AND paid !TOOTS said:Had shit day going to the pub back monday
tueartsboots said:Sorry mate, I had a good day, fire alarms went of after lunch, we were told not allowed back for 1.5 hr so manager took us down the pub AND paid !TOOTS said:Had shit day going to the pub back monday
He is my bro inlaw and I got him tickets for tomorrow, so if you spot two nervous guys probably him and our head chef !Bluebird1 said:tueartsboots said:Sorry mate, I had a good day, fire alarms went of after lunch, we were told not allowed back for 1.5 hr so manager took us down the pub AND paid !TOOTS said:Had shit day going to the pub back monday
Evening. How lucky are you? Shame it doesn't extend to you getting the £20 lol
tueartsboots said:He is my bro inlaw and I got him tickets for tomorrow, so if you spot two nervous guys probably him and our head chef !Bluebird1 said:tueartsboots said:Sorry mate, I had a good day, fire alarms went of after lunch, we were told not allowed back for 1.5 hr so manager took us down the pub AND paid !TOOTS said:Had shit day going to the pub back monday
Evening. How lucky are you? Shame it doesn't extend to you getting the £20 lol
tueartsboots said:Meeting Ben, Noel and Dan at 12 in Islington (not confirmed with Brian and Denise yet), then will take 20 mins to get to Tottenham, be there for 130-2pm I reckon, picking up a couple of Spuds en route !
Not sure if you saw this 1 I posted on Joke thread but just for the ladies !:
40th wedding
anniversary. This is priceless!
A married couple in their early
60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little
restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their
table.
She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for
being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a
wish.'
The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband.'
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two
tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
The husband thought
for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this
will never come again.
I'm sorry my love , but my wish is to have a wife
30 years younger than me.'
The wife and the fairy, were deeply
disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!...the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who
are ungrateful b ** tards should remember fairies are female.....
SEND
THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH .... AND TO ANY
MAN WHO CAN HANDLE
IT