Late-night snacking

[BimboBob]

Cheese. Biscuits. Some tomatos. A bit of cumcumber. Salad Cream. Pickled onions. Sorted.

I shudder to think what a cumcumber is.
Cheese gives you nightmares,pickled onions give you indigestion,and salad cream is a complete obscenity and pastiche of bad mayonnaise that should be made illegal.
Best stick to the biscuits.

How fucking dare you Sir. Salad Cream is as English as cricket on the green and those disability scooter things. It's mayonnaise that should be banned given that it is made from dead baby chickens and north sea oil.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

Cheese. Biscuits. Some tomatos. A bit of cumcumber. Salad Cream. Pickled onions. Sorted.

I shudder to think what a cumcumber is.
Cheese gives you nightmares,pickled onions give you indigestion,and salad cream is a complete obscenity and pastiche of bad mayonnaise that should be made illegal.
Best stick to the biscuits.

How fucking dare you Sir. Salad Cream is as English as cricket on the green and those disability scooter things. It's mayonnaise that should be banned given that it is made from dead baby chickens and north sea oil.

Say what?
Salad cream is as American as obesity,executing the mentally ill and invading other countries.
It is effectively a massive,sickly-sweet coronary thrombosis in a bottle.
And it is made out of serial-killers semen and sugar beet cut by slaves.

 

[BimboBob]

I shudder to think what a cumcumber is.
Cheese gives you nightmares,pickled onions give you indigestion,and salad cream is a complete obscenity and pastiche of bad mayonnaise that should be made illegal.
Best stick to the biscuits.

How fucking dare you Sir. Salad Cream is as English as cricket on the green and those disability scooter things. It's mayonnaise that should be banned given that it is made from dead baby chickens and north sea oil.

Say what?
Salad cream is as American as obesity,executing the mentally ill and invading other countries.
It is effectively a massive,sickly-sweet coronary thrombosis in a bottle.
And it is made out of serial-killers semen and sugar beet cut by slaves.

And? They had nothing else to do.

American? I think that you will find, Sir, that it was originally made in England by those fantastic chaps at Heinz. God bless them and all who sail in them. It has also won quite a few awards as the sandwich accompaniment of choice. Mayonnaise on the other hand was first made in France by a chef who had to disguise that flavour of his cooking. He was a charlatan in much the same vain as your good self.

Good day.

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

How fucking dare you Sir. Salad Cream is as English as cricket on the green and those disability scooter things. It's mayonnaise that should be banned given that it is made from dead baby chickens and north sea oil.

Say what?
Salad cream is as American as obesity,executing the mentally ill and invading other countries.
It is effectively a massive,sickly-sweet coronary thrombosis in a bottle.
And it is made out of serial-killers semen and sugar beet cut by slaves.

And? They had nothing else to do.

American? I think that you will find, Sir, that it was originally made in England by those fantastic chaps at Heinz. God bless them and all who sail in them. It has also won quite a few awards as the sandwich accompaniment of choice. Mayonnaise on the other hand was first made in France by a chef who had to disguise that flavour of his cooking. He was a charlatan in much the same vain as your good self.

Good day.

Where to start with such abject foolishness.
H.J Heinz are an American company,you dunderhead,therefore their products are of American origin.
Where they actually manufacture their toxic gunk is neither here nor there.
Unless Pittsburgh Pennsylvania has mysteriously relocated to the home counties since I last checked.
And Mayonnaise isn't even French - it was first produced in Mahon,which is in Menorca,which is in Spain.
You will be claiming paella is French next.
Pffft.

 

[BimboBob]

Say what?
Salad cream is as American as obesity,executing the mentally ill and invading other countries.
It is effectively a massive,sickly-sweet coronary thrombosis in a bottle.
And it is made out of serial-killers semen and sugar beet cut by slaves.

And? They had nothing else to do.

American? I think that you will find, Sir, that it was originally made in England by those fantastic chaps at Heinz. God bless them and all who sail in them. It has also won quite a few awards as the sandwich accompaniment of choice. Mayonnaise on the other hand was first made in France by a chef who had to disguise that flavour of his cooking. He was a charlatan in much the same vain as your good self.

Good day.

Where to start with such abject foolishness.
H.J Heinz are an American company,you dunderhead,therefore their products are of American origin.
Where they actually manufacture their toxic gunk is neither here nor there.
Unless Pittsburgh Pennsylvania has mysteriously relocated to the home counties since I last checked.
And Mayonnaise isn't even French - it was first produced in Mahon,which is in Menorca,which is in Spain.
You will be claiming paella is French next.
Pffft.

An American company making something in England for an English market means that Salad Cream is FUCKING ENGLISH YOU BASTARD.

I'll let you off on the mayonnaise front seeing as i don't care.

Paella is an English dish nicked by the Spanish. It orginally contained lots of meat based products topped off with lovely lovely gravy.