League Cup 2014/15 thread

[East Level 2]

Any translators on here who can help me out? I don't speak bollocks.

I speak fluent bollocks but even I can't get what he's on about.
I know they tend to employ lying twunts but I really hope the Turtle believes they were "unlucky". That way he might continue with his current approach.
Did we ever lose a 90 minute cup tie against lower division opponents by more than three?

 

[prestonibbo_mcfc]

Just put skysports 1 on to watch Capital One Cup Football and hey ho, looks like it's been cancelled.

 

[mancunial]

This ^^^^^^^^^^^this sky you arse licking morons

 

[citytill1die84]

Can't believe how badly they looked tonight wow simply stunning. They're gunna spunk more money this week guaranteed they need 2. Can't believe turtlehead said they were unlucky did he think they played in white? The rags in the pub before it were buzzing at Di Maria saying he's gunna give them a huge lift and that they'd win by 4/5 tonight haha pub emptied soon as whistle went haha

 

[nobody can eat fifty eggs]

Can't believe how badly they looked tonight wow simply stunning. They're gunna spunk more money this week guaranteed they need 2. Can't believe turtlehead said they were unlucky did he think they played in white? The rags in the pub before it were buzzing at Di Maria saying he's gunna give them a huge lift and that they'd win by 4/5 tonight haha pub emptied soon as whistle went haha

They'll need to put revolving doors in these rag pubs soon.

 

[BlueAnorak]

They're OUT before we're even IN,,,

Unbelievable Jeff

 

[dennishasdoneit]

who was the guy who scored two for the wombles and sounds like some random bastard son of the muppet s assistant manager?
how fucked up is that?


edit: not as fucked up as ryans brother is now.


scum.

 

[ultimateharold]

Nice.

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Should have been 5 with that pen Attwell didn't give with fucking Webb,Riley and ET Gallagher watching to make sure he didn't step out of line.

As for Mutant Turtle I need Stanley Unwin to translate.

Just seen the Mirror Diane says he didn't want to leave Real???? Thought he was born and bread a rag. Looking like they've got the only Argentine with no bottle.

3 games in and Moysie was indeed a football genius compared to the mutant one.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Any translators on here who can help me out? I don't speak bollocks.

I speak fluent bollocks but even I can't get what he's on about.
I know they tend to employ lying twunts but I really hope the Turtle believes they were "unlucky". That way he might continue with his current approach.
Did we ever lose a 90 minute cup tie against lower division opponents by more than three?

When the interviewer said "You're known for setting high standards. Did tonight's performance (they've been thrashed 4-0 by a League 1 team) fall below those standards?" I knew it was going to be a good interview. I'd have had some respect for Turtlehead if he'd said something like "It certainly did. It was a completely unacceptable performance and result for a Manchester United side, even if there are a few unfamiliar faces in it." Even Baconface, assuming he'd actually agreed to be interviewed, would have tore into them publicly. But Turtlehead just made himself look a complete dick.