Ok Den, you got us banged to rights. Lets have a re-cap, like they do on Midsommer Murders.
So, list the cheats....
First up are the Svrindripamadoobriewotsit familly, who bought the club, with of course, the mysterious Mr 20%, who aparently is a serial sports cub owner, and slimy shitehawk. They are both from the far east, Thailand and Singapore, respectively, so in turn are gambling addicts. They hatch a plan to make lots of moola at the bookies, by betting on us to win the league. So, they invest many millions, buying the club,and the little stadium, and clearing its debts. After an abortive attempt, Sven, say no more, along comes Pearson and gets us promoted as champions at a canter. So, so far so good, but things start going a tad pear shaped, and we're rock bottom. The Don is not on the scene yet, so presumably no peds. But, apparently, the FA are desperate fo LCFC to prevail. They start doing everything they can to facilitate the plot, not least, by appointing Howard Webb, to allocate tame refs to our games. Plenty of pennos and no red cards. BOOM, the great escape!
Moving on,Pearson is binned, keeping quiet of course, and in comes The Don, who ropes in Mr Squinzi(?), and the Mappei lads,who also helped him cheat at Monoco and Juventus, who provide all the necessary ,(ahem)! vitamins, and ceramic tiling products required for league domination. And guess what? It worked!!! With the continued help of Howard, and his WEBB of deciet,(see what I did there?), we are the championes! Thing is, the biggest drag off the bookies, as far as I remember was 300k, to someone who lumped on at 3000-1 at christmas. So , The owners, all of them, including the king of Thailand, the corrupt FA, the dodgy refs, mappei,and the far eastern gambling cabal found themselves sharing a smaller than expected pot. Ranieri, who's getting a bit old and doddery, didnt get enough to top his pension. Shame, he wanted to buy a little place in Melton Mowbray, if poss somewhere a bit nearer to his family, possibly Market Harborough.
The amazing thing is, that with all that dodgy shilo, nobody has produced a shread of damning evidence, and no one has been brought to book, yet!
We' have gotten away with it too, if it werent for that pesky Den and Tubes!!!!
Seriously, I appologise if I have upset anyone. I like to read football forums, and seeing the Leicester City thread, chimed in to stick up for my club. Im now going to stop posting on your board. Its been fun.
Cheers and goodbye.