L'Equipe report that Guardiola has met with United

[ljones15]

 

[Exeter Blue I am here]

And they say there's no pro-rag agenda. The denial is telling. Clowns need to give it a rest now, for the sake of the miniscule quantity of dignity they have left.

On the contrary, I want them to carry on making complete fools of themselves, as it will ultimately leave them with no 'out' other than to revert to their much loved 'United are a club that prefers to give its managers a chance' shtick.......which in turn means another glorious season of goalless, turgid hoofball (complete with 6th placed finish) under King Louis. Long live King Louis!

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

On the contrary, I want them to carry on making complete fools of themselves, as it will ultimately leave them with no 'out' other than to revert to their much loved 'United are a club that prefers to give its managers a chance' shtick.......which in turn means another glorious season of goalless, turgid hoofball (complete with 6th placed finish) under King Louis. Long live King Louis!

You didn't use his full title, mate. 'King Louis the 0-0'.

 

[red 2 hats]

They're saying Guardiola went to France to meet the scum
They're saying Guardiola went to France to meet the scum
They're saying Guardiola went to France to meet the scum

And this is what Pep said

Me Grandma, sister, auntie wouldn't be safe nor would me mum
Me Grandma, sister, auntie wouldn't be safe nor would me mum
Me Grandma, sister, auntie wouldn't be safe nor would me mum

And this is what Pep said

I'm going to Man City coz the future it is blue
I'm going to Man City coz the future it is blue
I'm going to Man City coz the future it is blue

And this is what Pep said

 

[Colin Bell's Boots]

On the contrary, I want them to carry on making complete fools of themselves, as it will ultimately leave them with no 'out' other than to revert to their much loved 'United are a club that prefers to give its managers a chance' shtick.......which in turn means another glorious season of goalless, turgid hoofball (complete with 6th placed finish) under King Louis. Long live King Louis!

Exactly they will persuade themselves that doing things " the United way " will resolve all their issues being an arrogant and deluded self-important set of tossers

 

[Exeter Blue I am here]

Exactly they will persuade themselves that doing things " the United way " will resolve all their issues being an arrogant and deluded self-important set of tossers

What I want most is for them to appoint Brian Biggs.....and happily I think they're still sufficiently up themselves to do just that!

 

[Exeter Blue I am here]

You didn't use his full title, mate. 'King Louis the 0-0'.

Louis the Nilth?

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

They're saying Guardiola went to France to meet the scum
They're saying Guardiola went to France to meet the scum
They're saying Guardiola went to France to meet the scum

And this is what Pep said

Me Grandma, sister, auntie wouldn't be safe nor would me mum
Me Grandma, sister, auntie wouldn't be safe nor would me mum
Me Grandma, sister, auntie wouldn't be safe nor would me mum

And this is what Pep said

I'm going to Man City coz the future it is blue
I'm going to Man City coz the future it is blue
I'm going to Man City coz the future it is blue

And this is what Pep said

Keep it simple:
The shitbag Ed Woodward went to France to meet with Pep
The shitbag Ed Woodward went to France to meet with Pep
The shitbag Ed Woodward went to France to meet with Pep
And this is what he said - FUCK OFF!

Who the fuck are Man Utd?
Who the fuck are Man Utd?
Who the fuck are Man Utd?
I'm going to manage the Blues, Blues, Blues.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Louis the Nilth?

That has the serendipitous quality of rhyming with one of his assistant's sobriquets.

 

[mad zab]

Expect to see the Pep to the rags go into overdrive in tomorrow's papers after having there arse kicked today lol