Lolz at all you Shitty fans...just lolz.
Aww got a pot to piss in have we? That's ok, I mean £12m for Bridge? Bargain. Money well spent. Let's hope that useless grey headed spunk loving tosser you lot call 'Sparky' keeps wheeling them out ey?
And before you simple bastards hit back with the usual 'yeahh but we have more money than you, ourr kid', 'bin dipping *****'...save your breath, I can read you all like a book.
Before I leave you (as much as it's killing me) I will leave you with a little something to put you back in your place.
Manchester City
First Division/Premier League
1936–37, 1967–68
FA Cup
1904, 1934, 1956, 1969
League Cup
1970, 1976
Charity Shield
1937, 1968, 1972
European Cup Winners' Cup
1970
Not bad....
Everton
First Division
1890–91, 1914–15, 1927-28, 1932–32, 1938–39, 1962–63, 1969–70, 1984–85, 1986–87
FA Cup
1906, 1933, 1966, 1984, 1995
FA Charity Shield
1928, 1932, 1963, 1970, 1984, 1985, 1986 (shared),1987, 1995
European Cup Winners' Cup
1985
FA Youth Cup
1965, 1984, 1998
Even better!
Ladies and Gents, I have been Barack Obama, and you have been a cracking audience. Goodnight and God bless x