Lets buy the Sheikh a gift for Eid

[Fame Monster]

My mate said he saw the Sheikh yesterday at Daytona go karting. And apparently, he set the quickest lap of the day.

We could pay for him to go on his local dodgems in Abu Dhabi. That would be perfect.

 

[CTID1988]

I'l gladly participate in a 20 girl and me orgy as a tribute to the great man. I'l be painted blue and i'l sing "in, out, in, out, Sheikh it all about".

Spectators are welcome, i'l be on Joe Mercer Way on Friday

 

[allan harper]

As the adams family couldn't afford it, let's buy monsour that 6ft bronze statue of sir winston Churchill. Then if he ever thought about selling our club he'd take one look at winny and think fuck that I'm not messing with those City fans...

 

[Interstate 5]

Good grief. Some people are actually being serious on this thread.

 

[MCFCinUSA]

Bluemoon night out at abduls? top class kebab and go on the piss in town with him?

First sensible suggestion on here! Idolatry and statues are out, plaques likewise, and once we've got the kebab done he's gonna be a cheap round every time. Sorted.

^^^ a man with true class and taste.



(as for the piss, this whole thread is just taking it, isn't it?)

 

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Wtf