nomorethaksintimes
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I've always got women knocking on my door...but I'll never let them out!
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Lines that always make you laugh
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jimharri
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Blazing saddles;
Lili Von Shtupp: ''Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?''
Taggart: ''God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.''
Bart: ''Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?''
Jim: ''Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw...''
Bart: [quickly] ''Well, let's play chess.''
Bart: ''And now, for my next impression... Jesse Owens.''
.Taggart: ''I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge.''
Hedley Lamarr: ''How?''
Taggart: ''We'll kill the first born male child in every household.''
Hedley Lamarr: [after some consideration] ''Too Jewish.''
Olson Johnson: ''Never mind that shit! Here comes Mongo!''
Hedley Lamarr: ''Lili. Lili, Lili, Lili, legs, Lili, Lili... I cannot finds the words to truly express my joy at the rekindling of our association.''
Lili Von Shtupp: ''Bullshit. What's the job?''
Hedley Lamarr: ''I love it when you talk dirty.''
Bart: ''Excuse me while I whip this out!''
Brilliant, brilliant film.
Lili Von Shtupp: ''Hello, handsome, is that a ten-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?''
Taggart: ''God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.''
Bart: ''Well, Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what's your pleasure? What do you like to do?''
Jim: ''Oh, I don't know. Play chess... screw...''
Bart: [quickly] ''Well, let's play chess.''
Bart: ''And now, for my next impression... Jesse Owens.''
.Taggart: ''I got it! I know how we can run everyone out of Rock Ridge.''
Hedley Lamarr: ''How?''
Taggart: ''We'll kill the first born male child in every household.''
Hedley Lamarr: [after some consideration] ''Too Jewish.''
Olson Johnson: ''Never mind that shit! Here comes Mongo!''
Hedley Lamarr: ''Lili. Lili, Lili, Lili, legs, Lili, Lili... I cannot finds the words to truly express my joy at the rekindling of our association.''
Lili Von Shtupp: ''Bullshit. What's the job?''
Hedley Lamarr: ''I love it when you talk dirty.''
Bart: ''Excuse me while I whip this out!''
Brilliant, brilliant film.
moonies lovechild
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waterloo blue said:Paul Calf to his Julies new boyfriend,"you've got shit on your shoes,you shitty shoe'd bastard",still an in joke nearly 20 years on,for me and my mates.
This - plus the start when Paul Calf is talking to Fat Bob "You've got shit on your shoes and I'm the shoe shine boy. Top"
Piss myself every time I see it
BWTAC
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We have to get this woman to a hospital.
A hospital, what is it.
Its a big building with Doctors and Nurses, but thats not important right now.
A hospital, what is it.
Its a big building with Doctors and Nurses, but thats not important right now.
Cellarite
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paul calf's mam "it's always tomorrow with you paul. but tomorrow never comes."
paul "yes it does, it did yesterday."
paul "yes it does, it did yesterday."
tweetstreet
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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8Dw734nfFA[/youtube]
4:20 in the best psyche out ever i litterally had tears rolling down my cheeks 1st time i saw this! lol
4:20 in the best psyche out ever i litterally had tears rolling down my cheeks 1st time i saw this! lol