Lionel Messi | Joins Inter Miami (pg4111)

[MarsLlama]

eberissing is VERY difficult, so no

It's a piece of piss once you know how to hold the racket.

 

[Leeky]

I read Messi has never ever missed a training session and this will be first time?

A what

 

[razman]

 

[Mid Wales blue]

Fucking hell its actually happening this isn’t it. I don’t know where to put my willy.

I put mine in a finger roll,
and told the Mrs, here comes the foot long Hotdog you ordered.

She said “it’s a good job you’re not a carpenter, as you’d cut everything 10 inches to long”

anyone know a good divorce lawyer ?
and not a drunken small claims one!

 

[SleepingBlueTiger]

Why do they keep sending faxes... Just send a bloody email.

 

[not my fault!]

I put mine in a finger roll,
and told the Mrs, here comes the foot long Hotdog you ordered.

She said “it’s a good job you’re not a carpenter, as you’d cut everything 10 inches to long”

anyone know a good divorce lawyer ?
and not a drunken small claims one!

Mines only 2 inches, but to be fair some don't like it that wide.

 

[not my fault!]

Why do they keep sending faxes... Just send a bloody email.

legal process in Spain, it’s not a standard fax.

 

[Mid Wales blue]

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Kaz7 has got her pussy out, things have definitely moved on.

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Rival fans saying this is his worst season and wont cut it in the prem , worst season but scored 25 goals and 21 assists , they forget to mention he was injured for 2 months. They are so scared its funny

I haven't had one text from any friends that support rival clubs.

 

[Stoned Rose]

Messi making passive yet aggressive moves.

He'd do well on our Politics Forum.