Lionel Messi | Joins Inter Miami (pg4111)

[Coatigan]

Conversation with my missus just went like this.
Her - Come off your phone please babe
Me - one minute
Her - please, you’ve been on it all fucking week
Me - one minute
Her - it’s my fucking birthday, we are out in a bar with my mum and dad who have flown over especially and you’ve not said a word in an hour
Me - one minute..

You can pass on the lesson's you've learned. like, what GOAT means, and that VPNs automatically pick a liverpool based IPN. And thay anchovy jam, is a real thing, who fucking knew!

 

[BimboBob]

Conversation with my missus just went like this.
Her - Come off your phone please babe
Me - one minute
Her - please, you’ve been on it all fucking week
Me - one minute
Her - it’s my fucking birthday, we are out in a bar with my mum and dad who have flown over especially and you’ve not said a word in an hour
Me - one minute..

Porn?

 

[LongsightM13]

Just got in from work and worryingly there seems to have been a huge drop off in optimism on this thread? Only read the last three pages - has something happened?

Just hysterical fannies losing their shit at every tweet and a few wums knocking about. Otherwise no.

 

[RayCTID]

What does GOAT mean?

 

[BlueMoonRisin’]

That sounds funcky

There is no C in funky unless you're a **** ; )

 

[Zin 'messiah' Zimmer]

Conversation with my missus just went like this.
Her - Come off your phone please babe
Me - one minute
Her - please, you’ve been on it all fucking week
Me - one minute
Her - it’s my fucking birthday, we are out in a bar

 

[manimanc]

Conversation with my missus just went like this.
Her - Come off your phone please babe
Me - one minute
Her - please, you’ve been on it all fucking week
Me - one minute
Her - it’s my fucking birthday, we are out in a bar with my mum and dad who have flown over especially and you’ve not said a word in an hour
Me - one minute..

Ha ha that could quite easily be me.

 

[RayCTID]

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wrong quote

 

[Akpowell]

Day off today for the entire squad apparently

That's convenient

 

[Leeky]

Conversation with my missus just went like this.
Her - Come off your phone please babe
Me - one minute
Her - please, you’ve been on it all fucking week
Me - one minute
Her - it’s my fucking birthday, we are out in a bar with my mum and dad who have flown over especially and you’ve not said a word in an hour
Me - one minute..

I wouldn’t of bothered talking to her