Lionel Messi | Joins Inter Miami (pg4111)

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Claytop said:
Vincents Tackle said:
Claytop said:
Daily mail online breaking news saying he's going to sign a new contract at the end of the week.
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For us?
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Barca unfortunately.
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Sheikh Mansour went to Spain for a fuckin laugh
He brought us back a dirty boy
And stuck him in the bath
Then did his sums, worked it out
it was easy maths
He was still Messi, no need for fuckin baths !

MESSI !!!
MESSI !!!
MESSI !!!
 
Sheikh Mansour went to Spain,
In a long white dressy,
Brought us back best player in the world,
Lionel fooken Messi
 
Mr Shifter said:
Sheikh Mansour went to York
And he went to Lincoln
Didn't like that we were shite
So saved us with his billions
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Sheikh Mansour took a look
at Everton & Newcastle
decided that they were shite
and wasn't worth the hassle

Then he found Manchester
and fell in love with City,
Now we're great and champions
And isn't that so pretty!
 
corky1970 said:
Fuck off with the poems

I see this thread getting bumped and I want news not some fucking chimp like effort to rhyme a shit rhyme

I've bumped it now so I'm pissed off with myself
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stop narking...........

you ****!!!
 
corky1970 said:
Fuck off with the poems

I see this thread getting bumped and I want news not some fucking chimp like effort to rhyme a shit rhyme

I've bumped it now so I'm pissed off with myself
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Corkys poem doesn't rhyme
He said please stop its final
Went home to his landlady
And had a bit of anal
 
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