Lionel Messi | Joins Inter Miami (pg4111)

[jimharri]

I'm assuming we have Bmers that live not too far from Ringway. Someone, get your arse down there. And don't leave til you see a Lear jet coming in from Northern Spain. We'll organise a rota of helpers to keep the lucky fella supplied with fresh flasks of tomato soup, and plentiful ham barms.

 

[Ban-jani]

Fuck me did i set an alarm off in Paris with that?

Its all good fella, you can spend whatever the fuck you like for me and the rest of the footballing world can suck our big fat ones for all I care.

No, that was yet another French riot... over the weather or something.

 

[Bailey]

According to Twitter @footballespana Manchester United are in pole position to sign should he leave Barcelona
City’s United, Pep vOle if that be the case he is only interested in money

 

[simon23]

What does GOAT mean ?

greatest of all time

Kelly Slater in surfing is known as the GOAT - 11 time world champion though he hasnt won it for a few years.

 

[BluechesterCity]

errr Sterling?

Arghhh - good point!

 

[Coatigan]

This couldn't possibly happen. That guy that used to work at uefa didn't say it would happen. And he IS the no.1 100% record itk of this forum!

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

What does GOAT mean ?

Go outside and twerk.

 

[cjn]

Spits out coffee

The "from England" part is all you need to know that it's fictional.

 

[FogBlueInSanFran]

Spits out coffee

Maybe "transfer" means the Glazers are selling the club to him?

 

[bluemonkey71]

I would like to meet the person who puts a single pound on "Any MLS Club"

3 year deal. 2 at us, 1 in the MLS Would be my guess if it happens