List of sex acts now banned in UK porn

[@BluePhil8]

Country is being run by a bunch of child fucking arse holes.

Can't see myself living here much longer as we continue to push away from European ideals in the quest to become America's fleshlight.

 

[aguero93:20]

Pyrobestionecrophilia is still ok so that's fine by me.

Is this shaggin yer sister-in-law and being set on fire when yer brother finds out?

Close. It's fucking dead burning animals, I'm told it was allegedly quite popular in Wales during the foot and mouth crisis.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

I prefer my strangulation pixelated anyway.

 

[johnny on the spot]

I'm sorry but none of that stuff is banned at all, I watched some today.

Is teabagging banned?.

To clarify, the production in the UK of films including these things is now banned.

 

[Tanzeylee]

So let me get this straight, I can still have my gf to piss on me but can't film it anymore...

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

Used to see this girl who liked me to piss on her, i used to leave her sat in the bath blindfolded for ages until i needed to go. Good days.

 

[TangerineSteve17]

Used to see this girl who liked me to piss on her, i used to leave her sat in the bath blindfolded for ages until i needed to go. Good days.

Yeah cos piss in the eyes is just disgusting.

 

[jimharri]

Used to see this girl who liked me to piss on her, i used to leave her sat in the bath blindfolded for ages until i needed to go. Good days.

You know what's required!

 

[everythingchangesbutblue]

Used to see this girl who liked me to piss on her, i used to leave her sat in the bath blindfolded for ages until i needed to go. Good days.

You know what's required!

no pics but i may have some footage on an old phone somewhere :)

 

[Blue Maverick]

Banning a female orgasm type is pretty fucking absurd along with everyone of them.
If it was overtly overactive donkey punches to the ovaries or actual life threatening stuff I could understand but that list is just a bunch of 60yr old tories screaming "think of the children"

That's the problem those in power probably do think of the children just not in the way we like, allegedly.