List of sex acts now banned in UK porn

Glad to see the full cling film wrap is still ok, despite its recent bad press.
 
My mate says that list looks like his everyday search history.

I think the government has gone a step too far this time. They can fuck with our money, retirement ages, get us into unjust wars etc but for the love of all things holy, don't mess with our porn! I vote that all the fisters & facesitters march on Downing Street! Fisters for freedom!
 
Juan King said:
My mate says that list looks like his everyday search history.

I think the government has gone a step too far this time. They can fuck with our money, retirement ages, get us into unjust wars etc but for the love of all things holy, don't mess with our porn! I vote that all the fisters & facesitters march on Downing Street! Fisters for freedom!
What do we want? Squirting and arse-fisting!
When do we want it? Now!
 
Blue Mist said:
dronefromsector7g said:
Can they still do cucumber up the arse porn?


I think that is classed as one of your 5 a day so it is actually good for you.

Probably a special intercession by Jamie cunting Oliver to 'save British cucumber porn'.
 
aguero93:20 said:
Blue Mist said:
dronefromsector7g said:
Can they still do cucumber up the arse porn?


I think that is classed as one of your 5 a day so it is actually good for you.

Probably a special intercession by Jamie cunting Oliver to 'save British cucumber porn'.
We should lobby the Green Party.
 
dronefromsector7g said:
aguero93:20 said:
Blue Mist said:
I think that is classed as one of your 5 a day so it is actually good for you.

Probably a special intercession by Jamie cunting Oliver to 'save British cucumber porn'.
We should lob missiles at the Green Party.

fixed. Sick of seeing the same sex toys over and over again in British porn? Assault Green Party councillors with them and the "Association with Violence" will see them banned from future use.
 

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