literally just had the worst experience

[LongLang]

what you need is a cricket bat, a jerry can of petrol, some fire lighters, matches and a fuckin right mental mate.

then you find the group of twats and smash the first one round the face with the bat. your mental mate takes the bat now and keeps the others from fucking off, by rounding them up like sheep (shouting and spitting loudly)
start to pour the petrol over his top, while he is in it, and then fuck about with the firelighters and matches at a reasonable distance.
the aim is not to set fire to the little twunt, but to scare the little fucker into never wanting to walk on the same side of the street as you ever again.
hence forth a legend is made.


Disclaimer
(i take no responsibility for the coming court case should you follow my advice)

 

[Halfpenny]

Thought shit came as standard on their shirts?

Erm, that was my point.

Fair enough, thought I'd had a clarkie moment when I read over the post, I apparently did..

 

[Nixon_The_Bike_Thief]

My dad also says something similar '5knuckleshuffle', he says if a big group are gonna jump you or whatever you should just go for one of them, preferably a smaller one or one that isn't the ring leader and do as much damage to them as possible. The rest will more than likely scatter or be dumbstruck as you say.

No,no,no its the biggest or the ringleader you want, just launch yourself at him and bite half his fuckin face off, If you do it the other way you'll beat up a shit house and get a kicking off his mates.

But if walking away is your thing then fair play to you if you have that in you, I would be a lot prettier and richer if Id have followed your lead when younger, allthough I wouldn't have eaten as well ;o)

 

[BlueMoon93]

what you need is a cricket bat, a jerry can of petrol, some fire lighters, matches and a fuckin right mental mate.

then you find the group of twats and smash the first one round the face with the bat. your mental mate takes the bat now and keeps the others from fucking off, by rounding them up like sheep (shouting and spitting loudly)
start to pour the petrol over his top, while he is in it, and then fuck about with the firelighters and matches at a reasonable distance.
the aim is not to set fire to the little twunt, but to scare the little fucker into never wanting to walk on the same side of the street as you ever again.
hence forth a legend is made.


Disclaimer
(i take no responsibility for the coming court case should you follow my advice)

Thanks a lot mate, you've just made me spill tea and spit kit kat crumbs out onto the keyboard haha. I saw what you were getting at, then the first line about the bat to the face. Hhahahahahaha

 

[BlueMoon93]

My dad also says something similar '5knuckleshuffle', he says if a big group are gonna jump you or whatever you should just go for one of them, preferably a smaller one or one that isn't the ring leader and do as much damage to them as possible. The rest will more than likely scatter or be dumbstruck as you say.

No,no,no its the biggest or the ringleader you want, just launch yourself at him and bite half his fuckin face off, If you do it the other way you'll beat up a shit house and get a kicking off his mates.

But if walking away is your thing then fair play to you if you have that in you, I would be a lot prettier and richer if Id have followed your lead when younger, allthough I wouldn't have eaten as well ;o)

Yeh, that's what I'd personally do mate. Fucking waste the cnut that is the instigator and have the rest of the bastards if they haven't already shit one.

 

[C_T_I_D]

Watch Eden Lake for ideas.

 

[mcfc_die_hard]

I feel sorry for you mate and im sure your shirt will be fine and a similar thing happened to me not so long ago i got surrounded after coming back from playing football with my mates. They give it the old shity city blah blah and threw stones and shit like that at me they were bout same age but is still scary. So i didnt do anything just went home and then bout 3 days later i was walking to my mates house and saw one of them on his own so i walked round the back of this building and waited for him to come round the corner then bang i fuckin drilled the prick and my reliable mates then fucked the other set of pricks up. So dont worry mate they will get whats coming to them.

 

[TheMightyQuinn]

Give it 18 months or so and the same lads will be wanting to come to COMS with you.

If you can't wait 18 months I suggest you find some bigger lads in City tops to piss, literally, on these 2 bit scrote rag twats.

 

[Blue Mania]

some twat reds literally just circled me in my city top and threw dirt at me and then squirted lucozade all over it, i would normally ignore it if it was any shirt but i am slightly worried my new top wont lose its stains and also whether to wear it in the same place again in case of a repeat (im 15 btw). not sure what to do :(

where abouts in altirincham, how many and what age...

me and a couple of mates will kick shit out of them....

or put the fear in them and get you a new shirt..

 

[BlueMoon93]

some twat reds literally just circled me in my city top and threw dirt at me and then squirted lucozade all over it, i would normally ignore it if it was any shirt but i am slightly worried my new top wont lose its stains and also whether to wear it in the same place again in case of a repeat (im 15 btw). not sure what to do :(

where abouts in altirincham, how many and what age...

me and a couple of mates will kick shit out of them....

or put the fear in them and get you a new shirt..

Nice one son. Come on OP where are you lol?