literally just had the worst experience

[BlueGeorge]

Sorry to hear about that mate, i'm sure the stains will eventually come out.

I've had beer, curry and mud on mine and it looks good as new mate, dont worry.


Scumbag reds, probs cant even afford a shirt the twats.

Already? It's only been out a few weeks, what on earth do you get up to?

 

[yatesy94]

Sorry to hear about that mate, i'm sure the stains will eventually come out.

I've had beer, curry and mud on mine and it looks good as new mate, dont worry.


Scumbag reds, probs cant even afford a shirt the twats.

Already? It's only been out a few weeks, what on earth do you get up to?

Beer = At a bbq, my mate shuck up his beer and pointed at me. Got him back though...;)
Mud = Playing football
Curry = I was eating it lol

 

[Carl_Man_City]

some twat reds literally just circled me in my city top and threw dirt at me and then squirted lucozade all over it, i would normally ignore it if it was any shirt but i am slightly worried my new top wont lose its stains and also whether to wear it in the same place again in case of a repeat (im 15 btw). not sure what to do :(

ill help ya m8 m in alty all the alty blues lets have'em!!!!!!!!!!

 

[buzzer1]

some twat reds literally just circled me in my city top and threw dirt at me and then squirted lucozade all over it, i would normally ignore it if it was any shirt but i am slightly worried my new top wont lose its stains and also whether to wear it in the same place again in case of a repeat (im 15 btw). not sure what to do :(

You should save up a bit of cash,30 quid should do it, approach some bigger kids or even bagheads as they'll kill their own grannies for £30, tell em you want the ring leader of the scum stripped naked and tying to a lampost, then swill him with a load of mud and shit, then just leave him there. (they wont know it had anything to do with you) PS, if you can afford it, there more cash you can give, the more scum get tied up. Simple.

 

[LittleStan]

My dad also says something similar '5knuckleshuffle', he says if a big group are gonna jump you or whatever you should just go for one of them, preferably a smaller one or one that isn't the ring leader and do as much damage to them as possible. The rest will more than likely scatter or be dumbstruck as you say.

I always thought '5knuckleshuffle' meant something else, I bet they would find it hard getting those stains out!

 

[Cheltblue]

I'm afraid you have just ran into their luco mob mate, it could happen to the best of us. I suggest Vanish, but am not up to speed on the best cleaning products these days.

'luco mob'

pmsl!!!

 

[BlueGeorge]

Already? It's only been out a few weeks, what on earth do you get up to?

Beer = At a bbq, my mate shuck up his beer and pointed at me. Got him back though...;)
Mud = Playing football
Curry = I was eating it lol

Atleast you've got your priorities right mate.

 

[JULES]

jd blue
if you get a cheese grater, the one that is hollow with a handle on top, put your hand through the middle and grip the handle from inside, start swinging it around at about face hight, no one will come anywhere near you, I promise!