Little things that irritate at football matches.

Prestwich_Blue said:
The dickheads who put their season card in the bar code reader at the turnstiles. It's a smartcard with NFC you fuckwits. Save time and just hold it near the reader.
Never knew you could do that after all the time i've been here. Oh well i won't be one of those dckheads anymore.
 
What really annoys me is the 3 women who sit in front of me, none are related as they arrive with with different blokes but they spend half the match texting/tweeting or whatever rubbish people do on phones these days. Your at a match ffs. and if City don't entertain you now they never will. PUT THE BLOODY THING AWAY.
 
Carver said:
The owd whingeing twat who sits behind me in 305 and gives out grief to the ref from 1st minute to last, calling every one of them a cheat, quite often getting his name wrong and also calling Dzeko 'Decko' and Kolo Toure 'Coco'- Don't think he's being racist here, but could be construed as such. He's getting more vocal with it at every game and it's pissing me right off- everything is wrong and nothing right, hard luck or well played.

Bang on with this one, I've never actually turned round to see him but he's always at it, sadly I think he believes he is being humorous. He sounds like he's only 2/3 rows behind me.
 
Manchestercitychorlton said:
Prestwich_Blue said:
The dickheads who put their season card in the bar code reader at the turnstiles. It's a smartcard with NFC you fuckwits. Save time and just hold it near the reader.
Never knew you could do that after all the time i've been here. Oh well i won't be one of those dckheads anymore.


Didn't realise that either! I always put the square QR code in the reader, seems to do the trick.


Mine is the guy that sits near to me and constantly tuts and moans at every mistake one of our players makes or groans and goes 'ffs come onnnnn'. He does this even when we're 2 or 3 goals up and looking comfortable - very very annoying
 
People doubling up / trebling up / quadrupling up in my row.

The woman asking to see my seasoncard 30 seconds after i have come through the turnsytle.

People who go for refershments after 20 min in the game then again at half time then again at 65 minutes and maybe even one more time before full time.

People who give filthy looks at me for swearing because they have their son / daughter / wife with them, well you shouldn't be in 110 then should you.

Showsec.

David Silva 'maestro of maine road' song, 'score when we want' song, constant united songs when we arent playing them.

Shit half time entertainment, that Thomas cook game was half decent.

there are probably many more that don't spring to ind straight away, have to say the geordie guy in 110 whom does the rick flair style 'WOOOOOO' is quality
 
the idiots who make the staff at the bottle bar in 111 pour the beer from a plastic bottle into a plastic pint pot making the drink 10% beer 90% froth
 
the wankers from the other end of the row that insist making everyone move for them instead of going out the end nearest to them

the absolute **** in front who keeps putting his arm round his ugly bird and knocking my dads legs and then gets a bit pissed off when we start kicking the back of his chair for fun

the absolute **** in front groping his ugly birds arse and slipping a finger between her legs and then looking around to see if we're all jealous

the ugly fat bird in front with the gimpy boyfriend and a grubby g-string pair of knickers which she insists on flashing despite having a huge horrible fat arse

the twat 2 rows behind calling Edin 'Zecko' and calling Yaya 'Kolo' and generally being a moaning twat no matter how many we're winning by

the price of an Oasis at the bar

the miserable bastards right behind who never sing and won't poznan and barely even smile even when we score

The bird who spends all game texting. Why go ffs?

etc
 
The 12 year old kid that sits behind shouting "this is what weve come to see" every time a simple pass is made.

The Dad of a 12 year old kid that allows him to shout "this is what weve come to see" every time a simple pass is made.

The guy that farts 17 times a game.

The stewards that now decide we have to queue up for 17th bus parked up after a game (no wonder people leave early).
 
JoeMercer'sWay said:
People who stand on the stairs at full time watching the highlights instead of going home, meaning that the people higher up are blocked in for 10 minutes, you've seen the game, go home.

Grr...

or staying to watch those highlights supplied by the club but being asked to leave by the steward
 

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