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Little things that irritate at football matches.
- Thread starter Mark - TheBlue
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Prestwich_Blue
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The dickheads who put their season card in the bar code reader at the turnstiles. It's a smartcard with NFC you fuckwits. Save time and just hold it near the reader.
markbmcfc
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People getting irate at the ref when the decision was right. Barry last night for one.
People getting irate that we arent winning 4-0 every game.
People who commentate and moan at everything. I had some cockney prick behind me asking why a player didnt drop his shoulder, then why he didnt use the outside of his foot, then why he didnt dummy it, then why he didnt use his left not right.
People in the seating areas that stand up for an incident, swear a bit, then stay stood up when everyone has sat down.
People who slag off a player, then when he scores, say he's awesome.
People who slag off David Silva for threaded balls that get cut out.
People that get irate because we should win every game regardless of opposition
People that leave 10 minutes early. Last night was a joke.
People that turn up late for kick off, then late again after half time.
People that just fucking moan. Where were you when we were shit?
The prick in front of me that bitched for 20 minutes cos i spilled my coffee and it dribbled under his feet.
The prick in front of me on his feet irate 10 minutes into the 1st game of the season.
Actually, I could go on forever but I cant be arsed. I just fucking hate stupid fans.
People getting irate that we arent winning 4-0 every game.
People who commentate and moan at everything. I had some cockney prick behind me asking why a player didnt drop his shoulder, then why he didnt use the outside of his foot, then why he didnt dummy it, then why he didnt use his left not right.
People in the seating areas that stand up for an incident, swear a bit, then stay stood up when everyone has sat down.
People who slag off a player, then when he scores, say he's awesome.
People who slag off David Silva for threaded balls that get cut out.
People that get irate because we should win every game regardless of opposition
People that leave 10 minutes early. Last night was a joke.
People that turn up late for kick off, then late again after half time.
People that just fucking moan. Where were you when we were shit?
The prick in front of me that bitched for 20 minutes cos i spilled my coffee and it dribbled under his feet.
The prick in front of me on his feet irate 10 minutes into the 1st game of the season.
Actually, I could go on forever but I cant be arsed. I just fucking hate stupid fans.
JoeMercer'sWay
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putting GOAL! up on the big screen every time we score.
We know we've fucking scored and Garry Cook has left, cut the States shit out.
Putting up possession/subs/away team sheet again after 15 minutes when there aint gonna be a fucking sub and people should have been there at the start and have a good enough knowledge of the prem to know who the away players are! Christ unless they turn up with a lad wearing the number 62 that not even the FM geeks have heard of you have no excuse.
People who fail the above mentioned point and keep asking who every bloody player is.
People who turn up late and make me move and block my view.
Tall people sitting in front who wear hats they haven't put on their head properly meaning part of the near side touchline is obscured.
People who don't know who the ref is.
The stupid soundwave thing and the fact they keep changing the songs every week in the run-up to kick off, preferred it when it was a set playlist.
Not putting current scores from other games up automatically at half time before the highlights.
People who stand on the stairs at full time watching the highlights instead of going home, meaning that the people higher up are blocked in for 10 minutes, you've seen the game, go home.
Grr...
We know we've fucking scored and Garry Cook has left, cut the States shit out.
Putting up possession/subs/away team sheet again after 15 minutes when there aint gonna be a fucking sub and people should have been there at the start and have a good enough knowledge of the prem to know who the away players are! Christ unless they turn up with a lad wearing the number 62 that not even the FM geeks have heard of you have no excuse.
People who fail the above mentioned point and keep asking who every bloody player is.
People who turn up late and make me move and block my view.
Tall people sitting in front who wear hats they haven't put on their head properly meaning part of the near side touchline is obscured.
People who don't know who the ref is.
The stupid soundwave thing and the fact they keep changing the songs every week in the run-up to kick off, preferred it when it was a set playlist.
Not putting current scores from other games up automatically at half time before the highlights.
People who stand on the stairs at full time watching the highlights instead of going home, meaning that the people higher up are blocked in for 10 minutes, you've seen the game, go home.
Grr...
Carver
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The owd whingeing twat who sits behind me in 305 and gives out grief to the ref from 1st minute to last, calling every one of them a cheat, quite often getting his name wrong and also calling Dzeko 'Decko' and Kolo Toure 'Coco'- Don't think he's being racist here, but could be construed as such. He's getting more vocal with it at every game and it's pissing me right off- everything is wrong and nothing right, hard luck or well played.
Prestwich_Blue
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That was Ray Wilkins.markbmcfc said:People who commentate and moan at everything. I had some cockney prick behind me asking why a player didnt drop his shoulder, then why he didnt use the outside of his foot, then why he didnt dummy it, then why he didnt use his left not right.
Carver
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Prestwich_Blue said:The dickheads who put their season card in the bar code reader at the turnstiles. It's a smartcard with NFC you fuckwits. Save time and just hold it near the reader.
Just leave it in your wallet and hold your wallet next to the slopy bit on top of the reader.
Prestwich_Blue
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But don't do what I did and try to use it as an Oyster Card on the tube one morning.Carver said:Prestwich_Blue said:The dickheads who put their season card in the bar code reader at the turnstiles. It's a smartcard with NFC you fuckwits. Save time and just hold it near the reader.
Just leave it in your wallet and hold your wallet next to the slopy bit on top of the reader.
BackofJeanette
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People that eat chips and hot dogs etc, after half time, in their seats.
For Christs sake, eat before or after the game.
..............besides that, you make me feel hungry, and I know it's shite food!
For Christs sake, eat before or after the game.
..............besides that, you make me feel hungry, and I know it's shite food!