Liverpool (A) Post Match Thread


Doesn't surprise me that that gets given. He's been practising those since he turned up at Anfield. What is truly shocking is that a combination of a whistling wanker and VAR fall for it incessantly! Or perhaps the whistling wanker is silently waiting for it to happen and the VAR whelk stall holders are sitting, or shitting, in their shed gleefully waiting for it to happen.
 
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Bet the bath as tide marks when he gets out the sweaty tramp
 
To make it worse, the dick who passes for a studio commentator was asking if Dias should have got a red. WTF? No, but Salah should, the greasy cheating cnut.

Refs allow this shit, week after week, even from serial offenders. So they keep on doing it with impunity.
Was the same on NBC, all asking whether it should have been a red, fucking clowns.
 
Missed pen. Feels like business as usual at Anfield. Silky Ilky gets one back. Mohamed Duncan Edwards Salah shows us how to actually take a pen. This has 3-1 written all over it. Silky Ilky Mr mother fucking whippy scores another! The missed pen never happened, earsed from the history books, all is forgiven.

How long left? Would still take a draw. Bernado Hates Scousers Silva with the assist. Sterling scores at Anfield! Phil One of our ow Foden scores an absolute bastard of a goal to make it 1-4. 4 fucking 1 at Anfield.
Klopp has a meltdown. Blames the goal keepers tiny little delicate cold feet. Keane goes in on Klopp harder than punter on a Toxteth crack whore.

Utd drop points in Fergie time. City are top of the league with a game in hand.
If I'd of dreamt this last night I'd of woke up in my cum covered Phil Foden bed sheets laughing at the obsurdity of my own subconcious.

What a day.
A well thought out, intelligent post my friend. 10/10
 
I think it's Micah's banter and character shining through. The dressing room must be full of it. It can come across badly now he's a professional pundit.
Yeah, agreed. I actually prefer Jolean, Nedum or even older guys, the likes of Paul Dickov or Andy Morrison over Richards as a pundit, but it’s still good to see an ex-City bloke up there.
 

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