Long I pondered our managers cryptic talk of victory. Time has proved him wise. For from free Blue to free Blue, the word was spread that Sergeant Pep, and his bold Man City squad fight for the League title, not just for themselves, but for all City fans, and the promise this club holds.
Now, here on this day of the Premier League, let our rivals face obliteration.
Just there they huddle, sheer terror gripping tight their hearts with icy fingers, knowing full well what merciless horrors they suffered at the hands of Aguero, Jesus, and Sané.
Yet now they stare down at Manchester City, 18 points ahead of them
HA-OOH!.....repeat:
HA-OOH! HA-OOH! HA-OOH!
This day we rescue a football world from Red mysticism, and usher in a future brighter than anything we can imagine.
Give thanks men to Sergeant Pep, and the bold Man City Squad,
TO VICTORY!