Liverpool (H) - Sat 1st April, 12:30 | Pre-Match Thread

[EL APACHE TEVEZ]

Such positivity. It'll never catch on.

If we don’t win today we need bloody well Shooting Jim

 

[jimharri]

Take it you missed the goal he scored against Arsenal then?

And at "The Theatre of Dreams"™. Ah well. C'est La Vie.

 

[Dave El Magico]

I have a horrible feeling that no Phil or Erling = no party, prove me wrong again please City

Same as usual from you Fordy. Always the pessimist.

 

[jimmygrimblesboots]

We know exactly which Dipperpool will turn up today , their best version , it is their last big game of the season , they are not making top four and the limelight is on them because they are playing us not because of their relevance.
Had to turn off the pre-match 'istree club love-in , Casamiero is better than Rodri ? Yeah right , Salah loves scoring against City , but not at the Etihad ,and the stupid blond bimbo asks Pep can we still win the title ? Who the f8ck writes the script for these pundits ?
New Order at volume ten until kick-off.

 

[Gazza]

Watching BT, why is the talk always driven to what Liverpool have to do as though we're some foreign team?

 

[aguero93:20]

Spider-man hattrick incoming .

22/1, tenner on.

 

[Claytop]

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

That's some good shit you're smoking there pal, DM me your supplier 'cause I ciuld do with some of that shit in my life.

City getting a pen against Liverpool, that's funny man! ;)

(April FOOL!)

Tbf I feel like we’ve had a few against them in recent years?

We just miss them, missed the last three IIRC..

 

[Citizen Mike]

Except those times he does. Particularly in big games.

He has 3 all season , you can't defend that

 

[aguero93:20]

Yeah, it’s mainly tourists that wear them and I have no problem with that. I’ve only bought one once for a freezing cold UEFA Cup game, it was a life saver!

What did you do, burn it to stay warm?

 

[jimharri]

If we don’t win today and arsenal beat Leeds later this then it’s title over this season so at least by 5.30 tonight we will know what’s what. Tbh I’m glad we are not risking Haaland as we could cause more damage but Phil and Bernardo are massive losses today .

And (radical suggestion alert), if we do somehow fluke a streaky win and Arsenal drop points?

#glasshalffull