Liverpool planning 2026 Commonwealth games bid

[west didsblue]

Discus but with hubcaps.

 

[west didsblue]

Cross country run but down back alleys with der bizzies chasing.

 

[mat]

50 meter hurdle.

Scousers jumping over barriers at Liverpool Central to avoid paying train fare.

 

[stony]

Endurance car minding. Contestants promise to "look after" someones car for a small fee and the winner is the one who lasts the longest.

 

[jimharri]

The 100m, complete with car stereo under the arm.

 

[stony]

The hop, skip and jump over a garden fence.

 

[west didsblue]

Endurance car minding. Contestants promise to "look after" someones car for a small fee and the winner is the one who lasts the longest.

World record currently stands at 7 seconds after the owner walks round the corner.

 

[East Level 2]

Pavement sliding on freshly laid dog turds.

 

[blueinsa]

Instead of an opening ceremony they will have a minutes silence.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

The 4x4 relay. Teams have to:
1) Nick a Range Rover or X5
2) Respray it and change the number plates
3) Get it onto a container and have it shipped out
4) Sell it to a dodgy Eastern European for cash.