Liverpool Thread 2013/14 (continued)

Damocles said:
Pam said:
Manchester_lalala said:
Just read this in rawk, they're mental. Imagine if we did another aguero situation on Sunday.

I have arrived here from the future. I wanted to post the BBC Article I read on this beautiful Monday morning May 12.


Reds March to Miracle Title Win

The dust has settled from a miraculous day of football and we're still coming to terms with the events that transpired yesterday. Liverpool Football Club are the champions of the Premier League 13/14. Steven Gerrard hoisted the trophy above his head on an day where Liverpool, a team fond of reminding us that miracles can indeed happen, reminded us again why we love this game. A tearful Brendan Rodgers was interviewed shortly after the final whistle. The Liverpool manager was quite literally lost for words, having written off his team's chances in his post-match interview after the Crystal Palace game. In the end he managed to utter one word before joining his players in celebration. "Unbelievable"

Indeed no description is more apt for what occurred in a frantic ten minutes of football.

The afternoon at Anfield started with a proud set of Liverpool supporters greeting the team coach as they have done for a number of weeks. This was originally viewed as a way supporting the players despite losing their grip on the title, rather than a defiant last stand. A similar vibe reverberated inside the ground as Liverpool fans sung proudly of their players and their manager. The atmosphere couldn't extend to the players performance as the Liverpool players looked slow and sluggish, perhaps fatigued from a long season using a small squad and feeling a morale hangover from Crystal Palace. The home fans were silenced when Newcastle's Loic Remy gave the away side the lead from a corner on the 22nd minute. However Liverpool's Luis Suarez leveled the scores from a free kick at the edge of the box just shy of Half Time.

There was a contrasting atmosphere at the Etihad. The City fans were strangely subdued from the nervy weight of expectation. The players themselves were uncharacteristically lack luster not really carving out a clear cut chance in the first half against a stubborn West Ham defense. Nerves seemed to set in for the City players in the second half as they forced balls into the box and the fans grunted and sighed at every mistimed tackle, every poorly placed pass. On the 81st minute Vincent Kompany was yellow carded for going through the back of Andy Carroll to win a header. The free kick was given forty yards out, to the right of Man City's box. Stuart Downing hovered over the ball, shaped to hit an in-swinger. He floated one in. The Etihad held its breath. Andy Carroll met the ball ten yards out with a ferocious header that beat Joe Hart at the inside of the post.

The loudest cheer came, not from the West Ham fans, but from Liverpool fans. The Liverpool defenders passed it along the back line with no real urgency when Anfield erupted. There was a collective glance from red shirt to red shirt. Brendan Rodgers signaled something to Steven Gerrard and then Steven Gerrard had a word with his players. The cheers of the Liverpool fans didn't stop, they kept the same level of noise in an atmosphere unheard at Anfield since the days of the standing Kop. Then came the onslaught. Newcastle had to endure wave after wave of attack as Liverpool went to a gear not found previously in the game. On the 85th minute Martin Skrtel put a glancing header a yard wide of the far post and on the 87th Krul made a fantastic low save from a Daniel Sturridge effort. It went into stoppage time and it looked like it just wasn't to be Liverpool's day.

Amid all the noise somehow Anfield found another level. Something had happened.

At the Etihad, City are throwing everything at West Ham. They push everyone forward for a corner then West Ham break. Kevin Nolan drives into the City half and sends a cross field ball to Andy Carroll who springs from his own half. He's onside. He's one on one. Joe Hart comes out to him and makes himself big. But Andy Carroll stays cool, he toe pokes the ball from twenty yards past Joe Hart and it smashes into the top of the net to make it 2-0.

Again Rodgers relays the information to his players. They're into the last minutes, the dying embers of the game. The Liverpool fans sing their hearts out trying to suck the ball in the net. But they can't. Somebody on the pitch has to do it. Raheem Sterling runs down the line. He sends a dangerous ball into the six yard box. Newcastle clear. It comes to Suarez. He tries to beat his man but Newcastle hoof it away. Steven Gerrard picks it up on the halfway line and drives forward. He's looking for a pass, looking for a run to float it in, but the Liverpool fans shout "shoot."

Steven Gerrard obliges

He smashes the ball into the top corner from thirty five yards. Anfield goes ballistic. Grown men are in tears. Steven Gerrard is visibly shaking with emotion but he tries to keep calm. He tells his troops to get back into shape. Liverpool reorganize. Newcastle send a ball in right from the kick off but Liverpool clear. They send another and another but Liverpool still manage. Anfield is begging for the whistle to arrive. Brendan Rodgers is giving the fourth official an earful. Martin Skrtel lumps one up the field and Luis Suarez gives chase. Newcastle are caught here. Anfield stand up off their chairs in expectancy. Luis Suarez is the coolest man in the pitch as he slots it past Krul to make it 3-1. Anfield can barely contain itself. The final whistle goes and is somehow heard beneath the wall of noise. Liverpool fans flood the pitch in pure ecstasy. Most Liverpool fans are red faced shell-shocked and in tears.

What the actual fuck is it with them?

Fucking hell. I'm not kidding here, I honest think they've retreated into another reality as this one is too much for them to bare.

Can understand why the rags want us to win it now. Liverpool have gone from 0 Premier League wins to 10 wins since March. If they win it today, tomorrow, Saturday and Sunday they will overtake them!!!
 
Blue Haze said:
alfabianchi said:
Another classic from RAWK

"To congratulate City on winning the title is like praising Lance Armstrong for winning the Tour de France while riding a motor bike".

Heh, dry yer eyes..

<a class="postlink" href="http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/index.php?topic=313839.0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/ind ... c=313839.0</a>

Read this thread. They actually think we had a partial stadium closure last night.

I'm glad how this has all turned out.
Pick any random month over the last five years on a Rag or Arse forum and you get the same kind of bullshit being spouted.
 
Manchester_lalala said:
Just read this in rawk, they're mental. Imagine if we did another aguero situation on Sunday.

I have arrived here from the future. I wanted to post the BBC Article I read on this beautiful Monday morning May 12.


Reds March to Miracle Title Win

The dust has settled from a miraculous day of football and we're still coming to terms with the events that transpired yesterday. Liverpool Football Club are the champions of the Premier League 13/14. Steven Gerrard hoisted the trophy above his head on an day where Liverpool, a team fond of reminding us that miracles can indeed happen, reminded us again why we love this game. A tearful Brendan Rodgers was interviewed shortly after the final whistle. The Liverpool manager was quite literally lost for words, having written off his team's chances in his post-match interview after the Crystal Palace game. In the end he managed to utter one word before joining his players in celebration. "Unbelievable"

Indeed no description is more apt for what occurred in a frantic ten minutes of football.

The afternoon at Anfield started with a proud set of Liverpool supporters greeting the team coach as they have done for a number of weeks. This was originally viewed as a way supporting the players despite losing their grip on the title, rather than a defiant last stand. A similar vibe reverberated inside the ground as Liverpool fans sung proudly of their players and their manager. The atmosphere couldn't extend to the players performance as the Liverpool players looked slow and sluggish, perhaps fatigued from a long season using a small squad and feeling a morale hangover from Crystal Palace. The home fans were silenced when Newcastle's Loic Remy gave the away side the lead from a corner on the 22nd minute. However Liverpool's Luis Suarez leveled the scores from a free kick at the edge of the box just shy of Half Time.

There was a contrasting atmosphere at the Etihad. The City fans were strangely subdued from the nervy weight of expectation. The players themselves were uncharacteristically lack luster not really carving out a clear cut chance in the first half against a stubborn West Ham defense. Nerves seemed to set in for the City players in the second half as they forced balls into the box and the fans grunted and sighed at every mistimed tackle, every poorly placed pass. On the 81st minute Vincent Kompany was yellow carded for going through the back of Andy Carroll to win a header. The free kick was given forty yards out, to the right of Man City's box. Stuart Downing hovered over the ball, shaped to hit an in-swinger. He floated one in. The Etihad held its breath. Andy Carroll met the ball ten yards out with a ferocious header that beat Joe Hart at the inside of the post.

The loudest cheer came, not from the West Ham fans, but from Liverpool fans. The Liverpool defenders passed it along the back line with no real urgency when Anfield erupted. There was a collective glance from red shirt to red shirt. Brendan Rodgers signaled something to Steven Gerrard and then Steven Gerrard had a word with his players. The cheers of the Liverpool fans didn't stop, they kept the same level of noise in an atmosphere unheard at Anfield since the days of the standing Kop. Then came the onslaught. Newcastle had to endure wave after wave of attack as Liverpool went to a gear not found previously in the game. On the 85th minute Martin Skrtel put a glancing header a yard wide of the far post and on the 87th Krul made a fantastic low save from a Daniel Sturridge effort. It went into stoppage time and it looked like it just wasn't to be Liverpool's day.

Amid all the noise somehow Anfield found another level. Something had happened.

At the Etihad, City are throwing everything at West Ham. They push everyone forward for a corner then West Ham break. Kevin Nolan drives into the City half and sends a cross field ball to Andy Carroll who springs from his own half. He's onside. He's one on one. Joe Hart comes out to him and makes himself big. But Andy Carroll stays cool, he toe pokes the ball from twenty yards past Joe Hart and it smashes into the top of the net to make it 2-0.

Again Rodgers relays the information to his players. They're into the last minutes, the dying embers of the game. The Liverpool fans sing their hearts out trying to suck the ball in the net. But they can't. Somebody on the pitch has to do it. Raheem Sterling runs down the line. He sends a dangerous ball into the six yard box. Newcastle clear. It comes to Suarez. He tries to beat his man but Newcastle hoof it away. Steven Gerrard picks it up on the halfway line and drives forward. He's looking for a pass, looking for a run to float it in, but the Liverpool fans shout "shoot."

Steven Gerrard obliges

He smashes the ball into the top corner from thirty five yards. Anfield goes ballistic. Grown men are in tears. Steven Gerrard is visibly shaking with emotion but he tries to keep calm. He tells his troops to get back into shape. Liverpool reorganize. Newcastle send a ball in right from the kick off but Liverpool clear. They send another and another but Liverpool still manage. Anfield is begging for the whistle to arrive. Brendan Rodgers is giving the fourth official an earful. Martin Skrtel lumps one up the field and Luis Suarez gives chase. Newcastle are caught here. Anfield stand up off their chairs in expectancy. Luis Suarez is the coolest man in the pitch as he slots it past Krul to make it 3-1. Anfield can barely contain itself. The final whistle goes and is somehow heard beneath the wall of noise. Liverpool fans flood the pitch in pure ecstasy. Most Liverpool fans are red faced shell-shocked and in tears.

A serious projectile vomiting trigger article
 
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baldybouncer said:
Manchester_lalala said:
Just read this in rawk, they're mental. Imagine if we did another aguero situation on Sunday.

I have arrived here from the future. I wanted to post the BBC Article I read on this beautiful Monday morning May 12.


Reds March to Miracle Title Win

The dust has settled from a miraculous day of football and we're still coming to terms with the events that transpired yesterday. Liverpool Football Club are the champions of the Premier League 13/14. Steven Gerrard hoisted the trophy above his head on an day where Liverpool, a team fond of reminding us that miracles can indeed happen, reminded us again why we love this game. A tearful Brendan Rodgers was interviewed shortly after the final whistle. The Liverpool manager was quite literally lost for words, having written off his team's chances in his post-match interview after the Crystal Palace game. In the end he managed to utter one word before joining his players in celebration. "Unbelievable"

Indeed no description is more apt for what occurred in a frantic ten minutes of football.

The afternoon at Anfield started with a proud set of Liverpool supporters greeting the team coach as they have done for a number of weeks. This was originally viewed as a way supporting the players despite losing their grip on the title, rather than a defiant last stand. A similar vibe reverberated inside the ground as Liverpool fans sung proudly of their players and their manager. The atmosphere couldn't extend to the players performance as the Liverpool players looked slow and sluggish, perhaps fatigued from a long season using a small squad and feeling a morale hangover from Crystal Palace. The home fans were silenced when Newcastle's Loic Remy gave the away side the lead from a corner on the 22nd minute. However Liverpool's Luis Suarez leveled the scores from a free kick at the edge of the box just shy of Half Time.

There was a contrasting atmosphere at the Etihad. The City fans were strangely subdued from the nervy weight of expectation. The players themselves were uncharacteristically lack luster not really carving out a clear cut chance in the first half against a stubborn West Ham defense. Nerves seemed to set in for the City players in the second half as they forced balls into the box and the fans grunted and sighed at every mistimed tackle, every poorly placed pass. On the 81st minute Vincent Kompany was yellow carded for going through the back of Andy Carroll to win a header. The free kick was given forty yards out, to the right of Man City's box. Stuart Downing hovered over the ball, shaped to hit an in-swinger. He floated one in. The Etihad held its breath. Andy Carroll met the ball ten yards out with a ferocious header that beat Joe Hart at the inside of the post.

The loudest cheer came, not from the West Ham fans, but from Liverpool fans. The Liverpool defenders passed it along the back line with no real urgency when Anfield erupted. There was a collective glance from red shirt to red shirt. Brendan Rodgers signaled something to Steven Gerrard and then Steven Gerrard had a word with his players. The cheers of the Liverpool fans didn't stop, they kept the same level of noise in an atmosphere unheard at Anfield since the days of the standing Kop. Then came the onslaught. Newcastle had to endure wave after wave of attack as Liverpool went to a gear not found previously in the game. On the 85th minute Martin Skrtel put a glancing header a yard wide of the far post and on the 87th Krul made a fantastic low save from a Daniel Sturridge effort. It went into stoppage time and it looked like it just wasn't to be Liverpool's day.

Amid all the noise somehow Anfield found another level. Something had happened.

At the Etihad, City are throwing everything at West Ham. They push everyone forward for a corner then West Ham break. Kevin Nolan drives into the City half and sends a cross field ball to Andy Carroll who springs from his own half. He's onside. He's one on one. Joe Hart comes out to him and makes himself big. But Andy Carroll stays cool, he toe pokes the ball from twenty yards past Joe Hart and it smashes into the top of the net to make it 2-0.

Again Rodgers relays the information to his players. They're into the last minutes, the dying embers of the game. The Liverpool fans sing their hearts out trying to suck the ball in the net. But they can't. Somebody on the pitch has to do it. Raheem Sterling runs down the line. He sends a dangerous ball into the six yard box. Newcastle clear. It comes to Suarez. He tries to beat his man but Newcastle hoof it away. Steven Gerrard picks it up on the halfway line and drives forward. He's looking for a pass, looking for a run to float it in, but the Liverpool fans shout "shoot."

Steven Gerrard obliges

He smashes the ball into the top corner from thirty five yards. Anfield goes ballistic. Grown men are in tears. Steven Gerrard is visibly shaking with emotion but he tries to keep calm. He tells his troops to get back into shape. Liverpool reorganize. Newcastle send a ball in right from the kick off but Liverpool clear. They send another and another but Liverpool still manage. Anfield is begging for the whistle to arrive. Brendan Rodgers is giving the fourth official an earful. Martin Skrtel lumps one up the field and Luis Suarez gives chase. Newcastle are caught here. Anfield stand up off their chairs in expectancy. Luis Suarez is the coolest man in the pitch as he slots it past Krul to make it 3-1. Anfield can barely contain itself. The final whistle goes and is somehow heard beneath the wall of noise. Liverpool fans flood the pitch in pure ecstasy. Most Liverpool fans are red faced shell-shocked and in tears.

A serious projectile vomiting trigger article

the best part is imagining the fucker spending like an hour coming up with the scenario and typing it all up. i fucking love it.

fucking god i hate them
 
If that came from RAWK it's no surprise, there are quite a few Liverpool fans that find it an increasingly bizarre place, it's the forum equivalent of North Korea, dissenters from the "RAWK Way" are either banned or ridiculed to such an extent they won't return, it's not football they are not fans it's a quasi religious cult and they are the kind of weak minded people that get involved with cults
 
Manchester_lalala said:
Just read this in rawk, they're mental. Imagine if we did another aguero situation on Sunday.

I have arrived here from the future. I wanted to post the BBC Article I read on this beautiful Monday morning May 12.


Reds March to Miracle Title Win

The dust has settled from a miraculous day of football and we're still coming to terms with the events that transpired yesterday. Liverpool Football Club are the champions of the Premier League 13/14. Steven Gerrard hoisted the trophy above his head on an day where Liverpool, a team fond of reminding us that miracles can indeed happen, reminded us again why we love this game. A tearful Brendan Rodgers was interviewed shortly after the final whistle. The Liverpool manager was quite literally lost for words, having written off his team's chances in his post-match interview after the Crystal Palace game. In the end he managed to utter one word before joining his players in celebration. "Unbelievable"

Indeed no description is more apt for what occurred in a frantic ten minutes of football.

The afternoon at Anfield started with a proud set of Liverpool supporters greeting the team coach as they have done for a number of weeks. This was originally viewed as a way supporting the players despite losing their grip on the title, rather than a defiant last stand. A similar vibe reverberated inside the ground as Liverpool fans sung proudly of their players and their manager. The atmosphere couldn't extend to the players performance as the Liverpool players looked slow and sluggish, perhaps fatigued from a long season using a small squad and feeling a morale hangover from Crystal Palace. The home fans were silenced when Newcastle's Loic Remy gave the away side the lead from a corner on the 22nd minute. However Liverpool's Luis Suarez leveled the scores from a free kick at the edge of the box just shy of Half Time.

There was a contrasting atmosphere at the Etihad. The City fans were strangely subdued from the nervy weight of expectation. The players themselves were uncharacteristically lack luster not really carving out a clear cut chance in the first half against a stubborn West Ham defense. Nerves seemed to set in for the City players in the second half as they forced balls into the box and the fans grunted and sighed at every mistimed tackle, every poorly placed pass. On the 81st minute Vincent Kompany was yellow carded for going through the back of Andy Carroll to win a header. The free kick was given forty yards out, to the right of Man City's box. Stuart Downing hovered over the ball, shaped to hit an in-swinger. He floated one in. The Etihad held its breath. Andy Carroll met the ball ten yards out with a ferocious header that beat Joe Hart at the inside of the post.

The loudest cheer came, not from the West Ham fans, but from Liverpool fans. The Liverpool defenders passed it along the back line with no real urgency when Anfield erupted. There was a collective glance from red shirt to red shirt. Brendan Rodgers signaled something to Steven Gerrard and then Steven Gerrard had a word with his players. The cheers of the Liverpool fans didn't stop, they kept the same level of noise in an atmosphere unheard at Anfield since the days of the standing Kop. Then came the onslaught. Newcastle had to endure wave after wave of attack as Liverpool went to a gear not found previously in the game. On the 85th minute Martin Skrtel put a glancing header a yard wide of the far post and on the 87th Krul made a fantastic low save from a Daniel Sturridge effort. It went into stoppage time and it looked like it just wasn't to be Liverpool's day.

Amid all the noise somehow Anfield found another level. Something had happened.

At the Etihad, City are throwing everything at West Ham. They push everyone forward for a corner then West Ham break. Kevin Nolan drives into the City half and sends a cross field ball to Andy Carroll who springs from his own half. He's onside. He's one on one. Joe Hart comes out to him and makes himself big. But Andy Carroll stays cool, he toe pokes the ball from twenty yards past Joe Hart and it smashes into the top of the net to make it 2-0.

Again Rodgers relays the information to his players. They're into the last minutes, the dying embers of the game. The Liverpool fans sing their hearts out trying to suck the ball in the net. But they can't. Somebody on the pitch has to do it. Raheem Sterling runs down the line. He sends a dangerous ball into the six yard box. Newcastle clear. It comes to Suarez. He tries to beat his man but Newcastle hoof it away. Steven Gerrard picks it up on the halfway line and drives forward. He's looking for a pass, looking for a run to float it in, but the Liverpool fans shout "shoot."

Steven Gerrard obliges

He smashes the ball into the top corner from thirty five yards. Anfield goes ballistic. Grown men are in tears. Steven Gerrard is visibly shaking with emotion but he tries to keep calm. He tells his troops to get back into shape. Liverpool reorganize. Newcastle send a ball in right from the kick off but Liverpool clear. They send another and another but Liverpool still manage. Anfield is begging for the whistle to arrive. Brendan Rodgers is giving the fourth official an earful. Martin Skrtel lumps one up the field and Luis Suarez gives chase. Newcastle are caught here. Anfield stand up off their chairs in expectancy. Luis Suarez is the coolest man in the pitch as he slots it past Krul to make it 3-1. Anfield can barely contain itself. The final whistle goes and is somehow heard beneath the wall of noise. Liverpool fans flood the pitch in pure ecstasy. Most Liverpool fans are red faced shell-shocked and in tears.
This bit came true on Monday night at Selhurst Park.
 
Manchester_lalala said:
Just read this in rawk, they're mental. Imagine if we did another aguero situation on Sunday.

I have arrived here from the future. I wanted to post the BBC Article I read on this beautiful Monday morning May 12.


Reds March to Miracle Title Win

The dust has settled from a miraculous day of football and we're still coming to terms with the events that transpired yesterday. Liverpool Football Club are the champions of the Premier League 13/14. Steven Gerrard hoisted the trophy above his head on an day where Liverpool, a team fond of reminding us that miracles can indeed happen, reminded us again why we love this game. A tearful Brendan Rodgers was interviewed shortly after the final whistle. The Liverpool manager was quite literally lost for words, having written off his team's chances in his post-match interview after the Crystal Palace game. In the end he managed to utter one word before joining his players in celebration. "Unbelievable"

Indeed no description is more apt for what occurred in a frantic ten minutes of football.

The afternoon at Anfield started with a proud set of Liverpool supporters greeting the team coach as they have done for a number of weeks. This was originally viewed as a way supporting the players despite losing their grip on the title, rather than a defiant last stand. A similar vibe reverberated inside the ground as Liverpool fans sung proudly of their players and their manager. The atmosphere couldn't extend to the players performance as the Liverpool players looked slow and sluggish, perhaps fatigued from a long season using a small squad and feeling a morale hangover from Crystal Palace. The home fans were silenced when Newcastle's Loic Remy gave the away side the lead from a corner on the 22nd minute. However Liverpool's Luis Suarez leveled the scores from a free kick at the edge of the box just shy of Half Time.

There was a contrasting atmosphere at the Etihad. The City fans were strangely subdued from the nervy weight of expectation. The players themselves were uncharacteristically lack luster not really carving out a clear cut chance in the first half against a stubborn West Ham defense. Nerves seemed to set in for the City players in the second half as they forced balls into the box and the fans grunted and sighed at every mistimed tackle, every poorly placed pass. On the 81st minute Vincent Kompany was yellow carded for going through the back of Andy Carroll to win a header. The free kick was given forty yards out, to the right of Man City's box. Stuart Downing hovered over the ball, shaped to hit an in-swinger. He floated one in. The Etihad held its breath. Andy Carroll met the ball ten yards out with a ferocious header that beat Joe Hart at the inside of the post.

The loudest cheer came, not from the West Ham fans, but from Liverpool fans. The Liverpool defenders passed it along the back line with no real urgency when Anfield erupted. There was a collective glance from red shirt to red shirt. Brendan Rodgers signaled something to Steven Gerrard and then Steven Gerrard had a word with his players. The cheers of the Liverpool fans didn't stop, they kept the same level of noise in an atmosphere unheard at Anfield since the days of the standing Kop. Then came the onslaught. Newcastle had to endure wave after wave of attack as Liverpool went to a gear not found previously in the game. On the 85th minute Martin Skrtel put a glancing header a yard wide of the far post and on the 87th Krul made a fantastic low save from a Daniel Sturridge effort. It went into stoppage time and it looked like it just wasn't to be Liverpool's day.

Amid all the noise somehow Anfield found another level. Something had happened.

At the Etihad, City are throwing everything at West Ham. They push everyone forward for a corner then West Ham break. Kevin Nolan drives into the City half and sends a cross field ball to Andy Carroll who springs from his own half. He's onside. He's one on one. Joe Hart comes out to him and makes himself big. But Andy Carroll stays cool, he toe pokes the ball from twenty yards past Joe Hart and it smashes into the top of the net to make it 2-0.

Again Rodgers relays the information to his players. They're into the last minutes, the dying embers of the game. The Liverpool fans sing their hearts out trying to suck the ball in the net. But they can't. Somebody on the pitch has to do it. Raheem Sterling runs down the line. He sends a dangerous ball into the six yard box. Newcastle clear. It comes to Suarez. He tries to beat his man but Newcastle hoof it away. Steven Gerrard picks it up on the halfway line and drives forward. He's looking for a pass, looking for a run to float it in, but the Liverpool fans shout "shoot."

Steven Gerrard obliges

He smashes the ball into the top corner from thirty five yards. Anfield goes ballistic. Grown men are in tears. Steven Gerrard is visibly shaking with emotion but he tries to keep calm. He tells his troops to get back into shape. Liverpool reorganize. Newcastle send a ball in right from the kick off but Liverpool clear. They send another and another but Liverpool still manage. Anfield is begging for the whistle to arrive. Brendan Rodgers is giving the fourth official an earful. Martin Skrtel lumps one up the field and Luis Suarez gives chase. Newcastle are caught here. Anfield stand up off their chairs in expectancy. Luis Suarez is the coolest man in the pitch as he slots it past Krul to make it 3-1. Anfield can barely contain itself. The final whistle goes and is somehow heard beneath the wall of noise. Liverpool fans flood the pitch in pure ecstasy. Most Liverpool fans are red faced shell-shocked and in tears.

Then he woke up and with a sigh realised his pyjama bottoms were stuck to his genitals by a copious amount of sticky white love piss.
 

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