Liverpool Thread 2014/15

[Sigh]

I don't even know what to say. Some of the most cringe worthy shit I have ever read. Makes me sick in my mouth.

me too also

 

[yeah whatever !!]

The dippers went out
and each bought a candle
because losing the trophy
they could not handle
their dreams were shattered
their champions t shirts binned
cos Stevie G slipped up
on him hopes were pinned
it seems the huddle was a bad idea
we pissed ourselves laughing floods of tears
how long is it now,fuck me 20 years
so all hail Brenda the new messiah
hold up those candles a little higher
with suarez gone in a cloud of smoke
youll need gods help and that's no joke.



Now that's a poem ;)

 

[roman totale]

The dippers were led by young Brenton
And winning the league they were bent on
But wait! What the Dickens!
They counted their chickens
And now candles are what money is spent on

 

[JoeMercer'sWay]

So Pepe Reina has essentially retired, by agreeing a deal to be Neuer's drinks carrier at Bayern.

Really strange what's happened with him the past couple of years.

 

[Vienna_70]

The dippers went out
and each bought a candle
because losing the trophy
they could not handle
their dreams were shattered
their champions t shirts binned
cos Stevie G slipped up
on him hopes were pinned
it seems the huddle was a bad idea
we pissed ourselves laughing floods of tears
how long is it now,fuck me 20 years
so all hail Brenda the new messiah
hold up those candles a little higher
with suarez gone in a cloud of smoke
youll need gods help and that's no joke.



Now that's a poem ;)

It certainly is!

Well done; that's brilliant!

 

[Bill]

2 things are a certainty.
1, stirling will be off next summer.
2, jose will take over the year after.

 

[stony]

2 things are a certainty.
1, stirling will be off next summer.
2, jose will take over the year after.

The thought of Mourinho at Liverpool is sickening. Not because I think they'd win the league, but he is just the sort of bloke who would manipulate the grief merchants into even more fervid displays of mawkishness.
The sense of entitlement of Merseyside would be epic, and only dwarfed by a sense of injustice if they lose a throw in or a someone on sky doesn't suck their collective cocks.

 

[mad4city]

Had a rag at work tell me how I oughta be shitting myself now that they're (and I quote!) back in the groove, winning things again.
I asked him why they were counting the Guinness thingy this year but dismissed the Community Shield, last year.
'The Community Shield isn't a real trophy,' he told me. Ordinarily, I wouldn't argue the point but...
'And that thing, last night, is?' I asked.
'You don't get it,' he muttered and walked away.

Strange, strange people.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Had a rag at work tell me how I oughta be shitting myself now that they're (and I quote!) back in the groove, winning things again.
I asked him why they were counting the Guinness thingy this year but dismissed the Community Shield, last year.
'The Community Shield isn't a real trophy,' he told me. Ordinarily, I wouldn't argue the point but...
'And that thing, last night, is?' I asked.
'You don't get it,' he muttered and walked away.

Strange, strange people.

And some people think we're obsessed with united. Pfffft.

 

[City_Sean]

Amazed at Pepe Reina, does he honestly expect to get game time at Bayern?