Liverpool Thread 2014/15

[gordondaviesmoustache]

Much as I want to believe that's bona fide I'm afraid I can't. Chelsea fan, I reckon.

The fact that Collymore was prepared to keep him on air for more than twenty seconds means it is uncannily close to reality, though.

The Cockney undertones are a give away - Wiiiiiiiiiiist Hiiiiiiiiim or CFC. They should have had a mock Norwegian accent - would have been more convincing.

I actually believe it's a real Liverpool fan as ive heard this type of shit too many times from southern glory hunters.

What warmed my cockles was his complaints about City and Chelsea buying the league whilst talking to one time record signing. YCNMIU !

He was eulogising too much about united. Not saying they don't think that privately - but to say it on national radio seems a bit much to me.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Bless them. Listening to Liverpool fans is like listening to a wrinkled octogenarian former film star and sex symbol of her time reminiscing about what a beauty she was, with men falling at her feet and showering her with expensive jewellery. The interviewer is flattering & flirting with her and she still thinks she's got it because of that.

 

[hertsblue]

Its this quote that sums him up ""A lot has happened this year which has made the job difficult," ".
Wonder what he is talking about. Deflecting the blame from himself no doubt.

On Sky this morning they said one of the reasons he was on about was Balotelli. Well who bought him?
Yep the manager who thinks he is god and will get the best out of him when Mourino and Mancini couldn't. Who thought replacing Suarez with Balotelli and Lambert was a good idea,

Didn't help when he slagged his own keeper off in public earlier in the season.
The fact is he has bought 24 players for Liverpool and spent 211 million and most are flops so far:
Borini 10.5 Million, Joe Allen 15 million, Oussama Assaidi (who) 3 million, Iago Aspas 7 million, Mamadou Sakho 15 million, Lambert 4.5 million, Tiago Ilori 7 million, Adam Lallana 25 million, Lazar Markovic 20 million, Emre Can 10 million, Dejan Lovren 20 million, Divick Origi 9.8 million, Alberto Moreno 12 million, Mario Balotelli 16 million

 

[CheethamHillBlue]

Hmmmm, would be nice to really piss this lot off and make a bid for Coutinho, he is undoubtedly their most effective, and consistent player . Reckon he'd do well (or as good as anyone could) in replacing Yaya. Would prefer him to Sterling any day of the week.
Say offer them Milner for Coutinho and £5m? Think they'd go for it?

So basically offer them £5m. Not sure they will go for that.

Haha...finger on the pulse eh? ;-)

 

[BigOscar]

Honestly, I think they've got the makings of a very good young team if they actually had a manager with even the slightest clue what he was doing. If they just switched to 433, they've got pretty much all the players needed to do it, barring probably a keeper, RB and a CB. They should be challenging for the top 4 with the quality young players they have, but most of them have been hideously mismanaged and constantly played out of position.

 

[superseiyan]

Its this quote that sums him up ""A lot has happened this year which has made the job difficult," ".
Wonder what he is talking about. Deflecting the blame from himself no doubt.

On Sky this morning they said one of the reasons he was on about was Balotelli. Well who bought him?
Yep the manager who thinks he is god and will get the best out of him when Mourino and Mancini couldn't. Who thought replacing Suarez with Balotelli and Lambert was a good idea,

Didn't help when he slagged his own keeper off in public earlier in the season.
The fact is he has bought 24 players for Liverpool and spent 211 million and most are flops so far:
Borini 10.5 Million, Joe Allen 15 million, Oussama Assaidi (who) 3 million, Iago Aspas 7 million, Mamadou Sakho 15 million, Lambert 4.5 million, Tiago Ilori 7 million, Adam Lallana 25 million, Lazar Markovic 20 million, Emre Can 10 million, Dejan Lovren 20 million, Divick Origi 9.8 million, Alberto Moreno 12 million, Mario Balotelli 16 million

No, Rodgers clearly didn't want Balotelli. He made very, unequovical strong comments saying that as much before he arrived. Thing is the transfer committee created a situation where it was nothing, Eto'o or Balotelli. The transfer committee (which Rodgers is part of--see how convoluted this is?) threw him under the bus. For better or worse, someone like Mourinho, Mancini or Benitez would have called out the committee.

Sakho is not a flop, he's ok.

Can is not a flop either.

Origi you can't know yet, although he's worryingly in the French worst XI of the season (we are without Sturridge until November).

Moreno at that price is ok--but why is there only one senior left-back in the entire squad? There were times when Moreno could've done being rested.

 

[VOOMER]

What the prospect of loosing Raheem to is doing is making them focus on where they are as club. This will be the first time we have bought one of their player's who is on the up. The dipper media mates have been inworking overtime to put the greedy angle on this, then he hasn't developed yet angle. However this is actually back firing, because it confirms the new title of Spurs of the North. The grief councillors will be doing a rawking trade!

 

[IH8MUFC]

What the prospect of loosing Raheem to is doing is making them focus on where they are as club. This will be the first time we have bought one of their player's who is on the up. The dipper media mates have been inworking overtime to put the greedy angle on this, then he hasn't developed yet angle. However this is actually back firing, because it confirms the new title of Spurs of the North. The grief councillors will be doing a rawking trade!

What did the dippers say when they saint's players joined them. Doubt it was they are leaving for the money or greedy.

 

[Helmet Cole]

Bless them. Listening to Liverpool fans is like listening to a wrinkled octogenarian former film star and sex symbol of her time reminiscing about what a beauty she was, with men falling at her feet and showering her with expensive jewellery. The interviewer is flattering & flirting with her and she still thinks she's got it because of that.

Liza Minnelli is a dipper?

 

[BigJoe#1]

Its this quote that sums him up ""A lot has happened this year which has made the job difficult," ".
Wonder what he is talking about. Deflecting the blame from himself no doubt.

On Sky this morning they said one of the reasons he was on about was Balotelli. Well who bought him?
Yep the manager who thinks he is god and will get the best out of him when Mourino and Mancini couldn't. Who thought replacing Suarez with Balotelli and Lambert was a good idea,

Didn't help when he slagged his own keeper off in public earlier in the season.
The fact is he has bought 24 players for Liverpool and spent 211 million and most are flops so far:
Borini 10.5 Million, Joe Allen 15 million, Oussama Assaidi (who) 3 million, Iago Aspas 7 million, Mamadou Sakho 15 million, Lambert 4.5 million, Tiago Ilori 7 million, Adam Lallana 25 million, Lazar Markovic 20 million, Emre Can 10 million, Dejan Lovren 20 million, Divick Origi 9.8 million, Alberto Moreno 12 million, Mario Balotelli 16 million

..... Plus £8.5m for Coutinho.... They're right you know, you can't buy the title... Well Bodgers can't anyway lol