Liverpool thread 2017/18

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Liverpool are the Lizzie Cundy of the football world when it comes to being deluded. Like the perma tanned wide boys ex-wife who dresses in outfits suited for much younger women she is only denying the obvious and is embarassing herself as no matter how tight the dress it or how skimpy the bikini she is still eighteen years of claiming her pension and getting a free bus pass.

Liverpool in the same way pretend they are still up there with the best and consider themselves a big draw, when in all honesty they haven't progressed in over a quarter of a century. Their refusal to accept deteroiration over the years is very much like saggy Lizzie in that she struggles to accept that she'd be better suited to a tweed cardigan instead of flashing her spaniel ears.

Brilliant. And very true. Liverpool are desperately hanging to their last vestige of glamour by their chipped fake nails. Klopp is like the slightly embarrassed and confused toyboy boyfriend. We can all see that it is just about to all go horribly wrong. But they think this love will last forever.
 
I did as well and one of her pics had this comment
"Mutton dressed as lamb: Former WAG Lizzie Cundy attended the DVD launch of Bridesmaids wearing"



Wiki says she divorced the ****, or did she marry another one!

Maybe i'm not up-to-date. She used to be married to Jason the ex Chelsea twat.
 
Maybe i'm not up-to-date. She used to be married to Jason the ex Chelsea twat.

Exactly. Very good comparison with Liverpool football club. They share the same brand values. If anything she is a little classier
 
Watching their highlights on MOTD just after Burnley scored and they equalised I could swear I heard the Burnley fan's singing that old, " In your Liverpool slums" song. Not heard that in ages!

It must be bad when Burnley fans feel justified in mocking another town or city. Burnley is about the most depressing place in the country.
 
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