Liverpool thread 2018/19

[The perfect fumble]

Yeah, they've had that many holidays they're now known as 'The Judith Chalmers Eleven.'

Yeah, everything's going great...

What could go wrong...

 

[Ancient Citizen]

'Sexy Beast.'
Brilliant film, that.

 

[The perfect fumble]

'Sexy Beast.'
Brilliant film, that.

It is.

Funny old world, your post reminded me of the movie, I don't know why, maybe the great opening scene, I've got it somewhere and now I've got to watch it again.

 

[Bozo]

Liverpool fan preparing 5 paragraphs on RAWK dissecting City's intense fear of Liverpool, and why City are an empty club with no soul [2019, colourised]

 

[bluethrunthru]

I see Mane was burgled last night during the game... there was a spate of this a few years back. Just seen a comment on twitter saying good job he hasn’t got any medals to get knicked! Feel for the guy though.. no chance of the Merseyside police catching anyone!

Nothing says Welcome to Liverpool quite like this does it? Its a sort of ritualised welcome ceremony, an initiation if you like, so now he has two reasons to explain the empty trophy cabinet when visitors come round.

 

[bluethrunthru]

If I am bored at work I have a little read through the RAWK thread and I skipped back a fair few pages to mainly when we won the league in '12, 14' and last year.

Came across this gem; this was before they had even played the CL semi final.



They never learn do they.

So. Remind me. How did that go? Why are they not European Champions? Did the two league games we played this season show they had our measure? It seems the Scouse Nostradamus may not have been on his game himself when he typed that little gem.

 

[bluethrunthru]

You would think that on his wages, he would have a decent security system.

Or just a huge fuck off dog?

 

[bluethrunthru]

Yeah, they've had that many holidays they're now known as 'The Judith Chalmers Eleven.'

I suspect its a secret plan to apply for acceptance into the Portugese League - that way they may stand a chance of winning a championship.

 

[Ancient Citizen]

I suspect its a secret plan to apply for acceptance into the Portugese League - that way they may stand a chance of winning a championship.

Lol, they've been that long over there the full squad have now been granted residency permits.
Honestly, I can't recall a team decamping to the sunny fleshpots of Europe in between matches so often as the Dippers,
they must be on first name terms with immigration staff by now.

 

[happyman]

I suspect its a secret plan to apply for acceptance into the Portugese League - that way they may stand a chance of winning a championship.

Que La just rolls off the tongue.