Liverpool thread 2018/19

[mat]

That's because in The Dipper Bible, the first book is The Book of Shankly where all the legends of Dipperdom are set out.
Dipperland was created out of chaos and it's when 'istree started lah.
They went so far as to have a saint as one of the original Shankly Disciples - Ian St John.

Mancunians in the Dipper Bible are like the Egyptians in the real Bible - the oppressive masters holding the Dippers in constant servitude.
Dippers broke free and wandered 30 years so far in search of the Promised Land.

Any reference to people succeeding outside the Dipper tribe are only myths and not considered factual.
They are in league with the Devil, the one from Eastern lands.

The Book of Paisley gave us the Ten Commandments of Dipperdom.
1. Thou shalt have no acknowledgement other teams for they are the Devil's children
2. Thou shalt not work and worship the Shankly money known as The Giro
3. Thou shalt not kill, unless thou can kill loads and blame it on Chelsea fans
4. Thou shalt steal, except to get me a stereo
And so on.

5. Thou shalt not covert thy Sotons Ox (until he's available on a free)
6. Thou shall make Klopp an Idol

 

[SebastianBlue]

5. Thou shalt not covert thy Sotons Ox (until he's available on a free)
6. Thou shall make Klopp an Idol

Who is coverting what now? ;-)

 

[GaudinoMotors]

That's because in The Dipper Bible, the first book is The Book of Shankly where all the legends of Dipperdom are set out.
Dipperland was created out of chaos and it's when 'istree started lah.
They went so far as to have a saint as one of the original Shankly Disciples - Ian St John.

Mancunians in the Dipper Bible are like the Egyptians in the real Bible - the oppressive masters holding the Dippers in constant servitude.
Dippers broke free and wandered 30 years so far in search of the Promised Land.

Any reference to people succeeding outside the Dipper tribe are only myths and not considered factual.
They are in league with the Devil, the one from Eastern lands.

The Book of Paisley gave us the Ten Commandments of Dipperdom.
1. Thou shalt have no acknowledgement other teams for they are the Devil's children
2. Thou shalt not work and worship the Shankly money known as The Giro
3. Thou shalt not kill, unless thou can kill loads and blame it on Chelsea fans
4. Thou shalt steal, except to get me a stereo
And so on.

Thou shall bare false witness

 

[oakiecokie]

Thou shall bare false witness

... if they can find any.

 

[blueju]

Try following your team around the 2nd & 3rd divisions, these self entitled pricks wouldn’t be seen for candle wax ...

Why didn’t most of them choose Coventry or hull? they could choose Queen of the south or Kilmarnock . Glory hunting pricks. The majority in their twenties chose the ‘big 4 ‘ teams so they could wear the shirt and revel in the super Sundays and champions league qualification and competition . The same glory hunting never go pricks that mock or dismiss lesser teams...well karma really is a Fucking woman isn’t it

 

[mad4city]

Let's not forget that Shankly was barred from Melwood after he retired as he was viewed by the club (and therefore presumably by Paisley) as a nuisance.

Class, dignity, respect.

Worth pointing out too, that they are well versed in the dark art of playing the a la carte historian.
Recent editions of Shankly's autobiography are adorned with a strapline, boasting that the book was banned from the club shop for 25 years.

 

[Gazza]

Thou shall bare false witness

Thou shalt calm down, calm down.

 

[maccadon]

Though shall contradict ourselves online at any given opportunity.

 

[BlueMoonraker]

Though shall contradict ourselves online at any given opportunity.

Thought shalt pelt thy opponents horseless carriage with missiles in an effort to thwart their superiority.

 

[ganganvince]

5. Thou shalt not covert thy Sotons Ox (until he's available on a free)
6. Thou shall make Klopp an Idol

7. Let him that is without job cast the first bottle.