Liverpool thread 2018/19

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The BBC are doing a bit on what would it mean if the coachsmashers won the league. The Klanfield announcer has come up with this gem

"It just feels wrong there are whole generations of Liverpool fans who weren't born the last time we won the league. That is just plain wrong.

How self entitled can you get!! You've not won the league for fucking years because you just weren't good enough and nothing else. Nobody deducted points, and worst of all you're in the Prem league / media lovefest top two and still didn't manage it.

Newcastle, Aston Villa, Arsenal and others, all big clubs who haven't won it for years but accept its because they didn't get enough points. 'Plain wrong' FFS is it any wonder you are the new most hated club having taken (stolen... my mistake) the title (see, you have won something) from those second most entitled twats from an area that is not Manchester
I suppose that liverpool fans feel that your trophy deservedness goes up in parallel to the amount of people you kill across Europe
 
This from RAWK made me laugh in relation to the coach 'welcome' we received last season.

"Do we go?" whispered Chief Constable McScallybastid of the Merseyside Police. In the monitor-lined bunker deep beneath Anfield, Klopp and Dalglish exchanged unsmiling glances.

Mike Gash of the World Football Governing Cartel nodded gravely on the jumbotron. "Go."

"Operation Kopparberg is live," said McScallybastid, taking off his hat and wiping his neck. "May God have mercy on us. Godspeed, Michael."

Michael Oliver cracked his knuckles. Testing his fake paunch one final time, he slipped the latex mask of a generic Liverpudlian bindipping bastard over his lean face, felt the weight of the cider bottle in his hand and glanced up at the secret map of the luxury coach's route.

"I'm fookghen reddy larrrrgh", he said.
 
The BBC are doing a bit on what would it mean if the coachsmashers won the league. The Klanfield announcer has come up with this gem

"It just feels wrong there are whole generations of Liverpool fans who weren't born the last time we won the league. That is just plain wrong.

How self entitled can you get!! You've not won the league for fucking years because you just weren't good enough and nothing else. Nobody deducted points, and worst of all you're in the Prem league / media lovefest top two and still didn't manage it.

Newcastle, Aston Villa, Arsenal and others, all big clubs who haven't won it for years but accept its because they didn't get enough points. 'Plain wrong' FFS is it any wonder you are the new most hated club having taken (stolen... my mistake) the title (see, you have won something) from those second most entitled twats from an area that is not Manchester
Good post but don't think you should include Arsenal as an example maybe Wolves....
 
Why does he always have to talk about City, hes now saying were the best team in the world, nobody believes you klopp so just keep it zipped ffs.
 
My eye got caught to him issuing so many Red cards in the 90th minute or very late in games.

Almost as not to affect the result of that game but to deny that player playing in the next two games, like a big 'gotya'.

This ref's propensity to be the star of the show irks me greatly.
The dramatic and exagerated way he awards penalties, the jokey 'hide the ball' with Aguero etc.
If it's true what he's alleged to have said to Poch, then there will be a lot more nuggets out there.

I will be delighted when he's off the pitch, but not so when he joins up with the BT Sport team to give his opinion on contentious decisions, which no doubt will have me chucking stuff at the telly.

He couldn’t be any worse than Peter fucking Walton! I still hate that man for all the defeats we suffered at his hands..
 
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