Burnage Burnsy
Well-Known Member
I saw Mo Salah in town today.
I said, "Can you sign my shirt?"
He said, "Have you got a pen?"
I said, "Shit, no. Hang on".
With that I threw myself on the floor, rolled over theatrically and began to cry.
He said, "How's that going to get a pen?"
I said, "Well that's how you fucking do it"
I said, "Can you sign my shirt?"
He said, "Have you got a pen?"
I said, "Shit, no. Hang on".
With that I threw myself on the floor, rolled over theatrically and began to cry.
He said, "How's that going to get a pen?"
I said, "Well that's how you fucking do it"