Liverpool thread 2018/19

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Ahh, but that's the REAL world. It is an established fact that the average dipper's grasp of reality has been tenuous for as far back as anyone can remember. And if reports about the numbers of fans who turned out to watch their parade are anything to go by that grasp shows no sign of strengthening.

Last I heard it was just shy of 80% of the population of the entire universe that lined the streets to welcome the all-conquering wanker warriors.

According to official local law enforcement figures ;-)

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Evening Jess Phillips!

I’ve volunteered at homeless shelters for 7 years now and I’d wager I know more than you. Twat. I also volunteer at st Christopher’s hospice in south London and Scope in Croydon, south London.

I know the coup sunshine and I bet I do more than you. Austerity is a fucking myth.

Posting this here without judgement, but fuck me. No wonder the media absolutely pander to them.

Thanks to fat arsed drink driving fake accented Jan Molby for this bullshit

 

[RadcliffeRick]

interesting season ahead, should be toe to toe Pool - City , looking forward to it already :)

Great first post after joining on Saturday night. In one fell swoop you have proven all the arguments against @boss sauce are valid and correct.

 

[DTeacher]

According to official local law enforcement figures ;-)

Does law enforcement stretch to Merseyside though???

 

[Stoned Rose]

That's a lot of forums you post on. Where do you find the time?
Don't you have a job?

He’s great at wanking in fountains. Takes up his working week.

 

[gordondaviesmoustache]

He’s great at wanking in fountains. Takes up his working week.

There’s absolutely no need to denigrate wanking in fountains, mate. You’ve gone too far this time.

 

[Stoned Rose]

There’s absolutely no need to denigrate wanking in fountains, mate. You’ve gone too far this time.

I’m entitled to one moment per week and I’ve used that up by Tuesday.

Ffs.

 

[Blue Til Death]

There’s absolutely no need to denigrate wanking in fountains, mate. You’ve gone too far this time.

It's not as satisfying as wanking into a pool of rag and dipper tears, my mate finds.....!

 

[Stoned Rose]

It's not as satisfying as wanking into a pool of rag and dipper tears, my mate finds.....!

Is he called Peter Sutcliffe?

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

According to official local law enforcement figures ;-)

The same blind idiots who didn't see anything when the Team bus got battered?