Liverpool thread 2018/19

[RadcliffeRick]

Those Chelsea fans get everywhere!

 

[Indaparkside]

Sounds like they’re getting battered by the moped gangs in Naples.

The fan injured travelled from Leicester, with the rest from Scandinavia or Ireland apparently they were singing Liverpool Liverpool Liverpool and was asked to sing another song but they don’t have any so got done in

 

[Blue Maverick]

Jurgen Klopp flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi boy play football. Kloppy is suitably impressed and arranges for him to come over.

Two weeks later Liverpool are 4-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minutes left, Klopp gives the young Iraqi striker the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation, scores 5 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool. The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love the new star.

When the lad comes off the pitch he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in English football.

'Hello mum, guess what?' he says 'I played for 20 minutes today, we were 4-0 down but I scored 5 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the media, they all love me.'

'Wonderful,' says his mum, 'Let me tell you about my day. Your father got shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, gang raped and beaten up and now your brother has joined a gang of looters, and all while you were having such great time.'

The young lad is very upset. 'What can I say mum, but I'm really sorry..'

'Sorry?!!! Sorry?!!!' screams his mum, 'it's your f*!%#ng fault we came to live in Liverpool in the first place!'

 

[TheThirdDeano]

When is the "We had a training session" victory parade?

Is that why no one in Liverpool works?

Must be hard with the back to back winners parades

 

[BlueMoonz1977]

Here's hoping they pick up a few injuries tonight, then we will see what this so called strength in depth myth is all about : )

 

[kaz7]

When is the "We had a training session" victory parade?

Don't mock pamela,i think not having training sessions are where we went wrong last season

 

[hammersmithlad]

https://www.besoccer.com/new/liverpool-fan-attacked-in-naples-513378

And so the Scousers Naples adventure begins.

 

[mat]

Have you seen his follow up?

I thought Maddock was one of us?

If he is I'd say that's top piss taking.

 

[mat]

https://www.besoccer.com/new/liverpool-fan-attacked-in-naples-513378

And so the Scousers Naples adventure begins.

Fucking Chelsea fans....

 

[Vienna_70]

CULT.

Stupid cult.