Liverpool thread 2018/19

[jimmy blue shoes]

Some of the replies are brilliant though.

I especially liked the one that stated "United would have walked the league if goals scored by dickheads were worth double!"

 

[flook]

what about the table showing liverpool mid-table if VAR was used

oh dear god someone needs to do this

 

[SebastianBlue]

And the season after that, and the season after that, and the season after that...

 

[Bilboblue]

Have we had the league for 2 points for a draw yet?

Saw one of them say if it was 1.5 points for a draw, they'd have won it.

No, I'm not joking either.

 

[Machiavelli]

And the season after that, and the season after that, and the season after that...

We go again!

 

[SebastianBlue]

"If my auntie had bollocks she'd be Firmino" was my favourite.

My favourite...

 

[Blue Llama]

Just had a very good afternoon in the Malt Disley and I don't give a proverbial about the dippers. Hic.

 

[shackattack]

Have we had the league for 2 points for a draw yet?

am waiting on RAWK'S meteorological league table. i don't remember any other fanbase bleating about being runners up as much as them.

 

[kaz7]

And the season after that, and the season after that, and the season after that...

VAR Dejan VAR

 

[Stoned Rose]

Pleasantly surprised today
12 red bin dippers turned up to play golf ( I work on a golf course) as soon as I spoke one of them said are you a manc I said yes he said please dont tell me you're a red no blue. Every one of them came over and shook my hand and congratulated me on our championship.
And hoped next season would be as exciting just goes to show

It was a gay stag do and they all fancied you you plum.

 

[Stoned Rose]

And the season after that, and the season after that, and the season after that...

They have officially become a parody of a parody of themselves the absolute anuses.

 

[old blue]

Just had a very good afternoon in the Malt Disley and I don't give a proverbial about the dippers. Hic.

Fancy naming a pub after a cartoonist. ;-)

 

[Machiavelli]

“Fuck the scouse ****s”

 

[Turks Head Again]

This afternoon I had the pleasure of another idiotic dipper.
Known this pillock for years.
He goes on as if he was born beneath the Shankly Gates.
On and on he drawls.
When I asked him how often he goes to Klanfield, he said as often as possible.
Turns out the last time was 1999 v Newcastle.
Called him a fucking spunk trumpet and walked off.
Next thing I hear is "I don't want to talk to anyone whose team hasn't won the Champions League at least 5 times".
All the rags and the Bolton fan sat with me at brew time.

 

[Impeccable One]

Have we had the league for 2 points for a draw yet?

In the Mail tomorrow .....

 

[M18CTID]

This is priceless - Liverpool fans thinking this is City’s doing. I pointed out that it’s fuck all to do with City, TFGM have been doing this all season, and even did one taking the piss out of us for the offside goal against Spurs that was disallowed by VAR and provided photographic evidence of it. Funnily enough, none of the rabid ****s have responded to acknowledge they were talking utter shite again!

 

[shackattack]

This is priceless - Liverpool fans thinking this is City’s doing. I pointed out that it’s fuck all to do with City, TFGM have been doing this all season, and even did one taking the piss out of us for the offside goal against Spurs that was disallowed by VAR and provided photographic evidence of it. Funnily enough, none of the rabid ****s have responded to acknowledge they were talking utter shite again!

they'll be getting bullets through the post, death threats to friends and family- and if aldo's had a bevvie a tweet for a straightener.

 

[jimharri]

“Fuck the scouse ****s”

Not keen on them then?

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Fancy naming a pub after a cartoonist. ;-)

One with a lisp?

 

[kaz7]

I wish we didn't have to rely on spurs to ruin their party,anyone than them bottle jobs