Liverpool thread 2019/20

[The perfect fumble]

What are they calling this match against chelski? glorified friendly or proper trophy?

Depends on whether they win.

 

[Bodicoteblue]

I am in disbelief. The goal that never happened.

Like the littlewoods money that never happened.
Like the bent shirt sponsors they never happened.
Like Heysel that never happened.
Like the bus bricking that never happened.
And last but not least, the PL titles that never happened!

 

[dickie davies]

If you kill yourself it's suicide
If you kill someone else it's homicide
If you kill lots of people it's genocide
If you haven't become Champions of England in 30 years it's Merseyside

 

[andyhinch]

'Curiouser and curiouser,' said Alice...

https://www.liverpool.com/schedule/...h-city-16740924.amp?__twitter_impression=true

They really are a special over there.

 

[mexico1970]

At least someone had their wits about them to not wipe the blood from the lads nose before the photo op was taken.

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

But Tim Krul makes a save.

the only bit which makes sense and the only bit anyone cares about

It’s like saying ‘we nearly won the league’.

They have some form for that when it comes to Manchester City don’t they?

 

[Bodicoteblue]

Don't forget it's BOTH shirt sponsors. Standard Chartered have been fined $1.5 billion for money laundering, much of it on behalf of Iran, but sleeve sponsors Western Union have also been fined $586 million for money laundering on behalf of criminals and gangsters. Worn as badges of pride by scousers.

These are very disturbing facts. Thank you for bringing them to our attention.
I’m sure the gentlemen of the press will be astonished by these revelations and will soon be penning searing and comprehensive articles about this scandal and its implications for the welfare of the beautiful game.

 

[hello]

What are they calling this match against chelski? glorified friendly or proper trophy?

Totally dependant on outcome. European royalty wins another European trophy to honour the absent star keeper yawn means more etc etc or Chelsea luckily win meaningless friendly as many liverpool players will unable to focus on the game coming so soon after the injury to one their own yawn ywan means more etc etc.

 

[hcblue95]

'Curiouser and curiouser,' said Alice...

https://www.liverpool.com/schedule/...h-city-16740924.amp?__twitter_impression=true

Is that the official Liverpool fc website?

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Totally dependant on outcome. European royalty wins another European trophy to honour the absent star keeper yawn means more etc etc or Chelsea luckily win meaningless friendly as many liverpool players will unable to focus on the game coming so soon after the injury to one their own yawn ywan means more etc etc.

Yeah, they could roll out the same excuse the Rags offered when we turned 'em over on the Bavarian anniversary game - the players were far too emotional!