Liverpool thread 2020/21

[5 Hit Gibbon]

The dipper bench tonight would struggle in League One.

The first team doesn't look all that either.

 

[Bozo]

NEW SONG

I'd rather be a plastic than a Scouse.
I'd rather be a plastic than a Scouse.
I'd rather be a plastic, rather be a plastic...
I'd rather be a plastic than a Scouse.

 

[simmo]

Closed the gap, only 20pts behind now.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

I realised that but think I am on pretty safe ground that we are "still" a little better than the monkey hangers....
...at the moment, anyway!
So it is still our title
Coz being the best team with "2 L's & 2O's" means more you know.

Errrr, ever heard of Blackpool?

 

[jim tolmies perm]

NEW SONG

I'd rather be a plastic than a Scouse.
I'd rather be a plastic than a Scouse.
I'd rather be a plastic, rather be a plastic...
I'd rather be a plastic than a Scouse.

Oh you're more Scandinavian than scouse
Oh you're more Scandinavian than scouse
A volcano it erupted
The Kop looked on disgusted
There was hardly any fucker in the house

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

I for one am eternally grateful there's so many psychoanalyists on rawk to inform us that all City fans firstly don't exist and secondly we all know deep down that our titles are meaningless. I had no idea I secretly felt hollow about our 5 titles in a decade, I thought the sheer joy or the aguero moment, the Yaya goal in the FA Cup semi and final, the jesus 100 points goal, and many others were all false. The last 10 years has been a lie and I'm thankful that the rawk football royalty have opened my eyes to it.

I hope you guys enjoy your parade with an imaginary trophy as much as we enjoy ours with imaginary fans.

We are not, we're not really here

 

[LGWIO]

Errrr, ever heard of Blackpool?

Indeed I have, lovely place, bracing sea air, nice trams and a lovely tower.
Thats why I am so proud to be the best team (at present) in our little mini league with Blackpool and Hartlepool.
Which although we won tonight, may well be our standard.
Looking fairly good going forward but still shakey at the back.
Good game I thought but I think both teams looked fairly average in comparison to City this season.

 

[Ballymagash Blue]

3 tough games now for Chelsea. Suits us surely.

 

[Amadeus71]

It's all fine.....

 

[LongsightM13]

YNWA. Oh, hang on, yes you do....