The curtain is about to fall on the season..
The dippers, the mentality monsters, the red arrows, the Egyptian king, the best goalie, the sweaty sock, trent darby, hendo, ginny, judas, bobby, the ferrel fans, all held together, overseen and managed by bingo, the best manager in the world (apart from some guy 30 odd miles down the East Lancs Road obviously), have won the square root of fuck all..!
However by losing 6 home league games on the spin they did managed to claim another record to be added to their honours board..
Big day today for them though, scrambling for a top 4 finish which to be fair, if VAR had done the job it was brought in to do correctly at West Brom, it would be out of reach today..
The dippers love a poem and it would be such poetic justice if Palace, managed by a manager who was hounded out by the cult manage to get a result which would befit Hodgson's last game in charge and in turn dump the dippers into the Thursday night cup..
Tough ask though as his team will be facing 11 dippers, the ref, 2 linesmen, the 4th official, the twats in the var hut, the match commentator, co commentator, (that'll be the un-sackable knob, spit), the sky presenter in the studio, souness, catflap junior, crouch, murphy and an over animated, teeth flashing, fist pumping, gurning German on the touchline..
However, despite all this, if Palace are looking like they are holding things together then expect the Egyptian diver to up the anti and produce his double pike, back flip with twist whilst throwing both arms skywards, complete with double knee buckles, this **** has got absolutely no fkin shame whatsoever, an embarrassment of a man..
Top 4, just as good as winning a trophy ?, you bet it is you deluded ****'s..!