Liverpool thread 2020/21

[birch villa]

True story this. Years ago a young couple moved into the house next door. He was the archetypal rag: club shirt (about 4 of them), hats, scarves, bath towels, you name it, all with the rag emblem on them. He'd stand out in his back garden at barbecues and such giving it large to his mates over how great the vermin were, striding about like an SS officer joking about how crap City were, etc. Oh, such laughs.

One day I heard him out in his back garden talking to someone and I glanced over to see his wife was putting a load of Chelsea shirts on the line. This plastic fucker, I swear to god, was boasting to one of his mates: "Yeah, we've just bought Wright-Phillips off Man City so we're deffo gonna win the league this year." The çunt had quite literally overnight decided to ditch the rags and become a Chelsea fan!

As I say it was a long time ago (obviously, if the chavs had just bought Sweep) but it gives you an idea of just how shallow these plastic fuckers really are.

You couldn't make it up

 

[Barcon]

not just some Mexican team, a 6th placed Mexican team with 35 year old Andre-Pierre Gignac up front.

It's a mockery. Try winning the Joan Gamper trophy, you bin dipping twats.

 

[Stoned Rose]

List of trophies I respect more:
1. Community Shield
2. Papa John's trophy
3. Egg and Spoon race 2nd place (school sports day 1995)

You've never gotten over me beating you in number 3 have you mate? ;)

 

[give it to gordon]

The daily liverpool question on day time tv quiz show 'tipping point' the answer is in the question lol why put liverpool in the question just ask which ground is there a statue of bill shankly !



PS she said Stanford Bridge !

 

[Blue Mist]

It's a mockery. Try winning the Joan Gamper trophy, you bin dipping twats.

Or the Thomas Cook Trophy, Manchester City beat Barcelona in the final

 

[Blue Mist]

Can anyone help?
After the unfortunate incidents last week I asked my mam to knit some warm socks for Alison. I wanted them to be ready for the dippers mid-week game ( :-) ) but being 86 and arthritic, no not Alison, me mam, she has only just finished them.
Can anyone tell me an address I can deliver them to, I googled Liverpool FC, Stanley Park thinking that is where they played but it just goes on about failing FFP. Obviously Google are wrong because only citeh did that so does anyone have an address because as we all know.... Its cold outside

 

[Barcon]

Or the Thomas Cook Trophy, Manchester City beat Barcelona in the final

That was the Joan Gamper (whoever she is) trophy. You mentalist.

 

[big gaz]

There is a need at the moment, and they're playing Henderson and Fabinho in defence instead of Williams and Phillips.

Well I wouldn't play Henderson in midfield.

 

[northendenton]

That was the Joan Gamper (whoever she is) trophy. You mentalist.

Are you fishing here lol

 

[mancityvstoke]

Can anyone help?
After the unfortunate incidents last week I asked my mam to knit some warm socks for Alison. I wanted them to be ready for the dippers mid-week game ( :-) ) but being 86 and arthritic, no not Alison, me mam, she has only just finished them.
Can anyone tell me an address I can deliver them to, I googled Liverpool FC, Stanley Park thinking that is where they played but it just goes on about failing FFP. Obviously Google are wrong because only citeh did that so does anyone have an address because as we all know.... Its cold outside

Can she knit some big mittens for Gregory peccarie so the boring **** stops typing