Liverpool thread 2020/21

[eyalluvitt]

Was going to photoshop that to sat ‘ultimate diving machine’

But couldn’t be arsed.

PhotoShop?

 

[Ted_Bovis]

PhotoShop?

No. Photoshop. And say. Not sat.

Can’t spell tonight. Sorry.

 

[Cityinmud]

I hope they beat rags when they play them next

 

[vmsuhail]

I hope they beat rags when they play them next

A draw will do fine.

 

[FantasyIreland]

Klopps impression of a smacked arse is now bordering on perfection.

 

[andyhinch]

Klopps impression of a smacked arse is now bordering on perfection.

What was the score last night didn’t watch

 

[Blueboy73]

More tiers for the dippers.
Didn’t watch it, was it our fault? : )

That's because it''s never their fault

 

[Cityinmud]

A draw will do fine.

Depends if pool draw or lose vs Southampton, I would rather rags lose the 3 points. Rags are some how able to Nick a last minute winner. Draw is always good regardless

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

I hope they draw with the rags.

 

[Sid C]

I hope they draw with the rags.

Don’t we all. Good to see you are still posting.

 

[citizen_maine]

Depends if pool draw or lose vs Southampton, I would rather rags lose the 3 points. Rags are some how able to Nick a last minute winner. Draw is always good regardless

As long as they're both above us, we need them both to drop points

 

[ninjamonkey]

With only a few hours of the year left I think it's safe to award Liverpool joint first prize alongside spurs for "scum of the year" for their remarkable audacity to put every member of staff they possibly could on furlough the very instance the scheme was announced.

Congratulations to Liverpool and spurs. Will take some beating to top that.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

What was the score last night didn’t watch

0-0

 

[Newman Noggs]

0-0

Another great advert for the Premier League

 

[the_tevez_wiggle]

Watched last night's match, they have 0 creativity in midfield. They just expected the fullbacks to spam crosses in or kick it into space for mane or salah to run into. But there wasn't any and klopp couldn't work out what to do about it.
1st change he brought on a work horse in wijnaldum and took off Curtis Jones. Great player for 19/20 years old, over hyped as per, but he is the only 1 who spots a dangerous pass.
2nd change was an unfit, uninterested thiago (dodged a bullet there) for milner. Basically nothing changed just a lot less aggression.
3rd change was Shakiri for salah!!! They're chasing the 3 points, Newcastle were bollocksed and they finish the match with 2 workhorses and an unfit thiago trying to create a chance in a 9 man defence.
Aswel as the klopp being inept last night their cb can be got so easy now. Taa fucks off upfront, if you can win the ball quick enough and play it behind taa the cb doesn't have the pace to cover the ground. Rashford should get a hat trick if they haven't bought someone in time to play them.

 

[SINCS]

An open letter to a Red friend and ex tenant who is that kind of fervid idiot we all loathe... Apols for a meaty post.

‘ I’m kindly organising a last minute open top bus parade on the 50 ‘Breezer’ open top bus that goes to Swanage for all Bournemouth & Poole reds whose 2020 title celebrations were thwarted by coronavirus.

I’ll bring a cardboard cut out of the PL trophy that KDB kindly dropped over earlier. Judas (Raheem) has generously donated a shirt. Cobble up 5 cut outs of that European Cup/Champions League tin pot that you all endlessly witter on about. UEFA bent and always in favour of tedious clubs like yours. I’ll pop Duncan Ferguson on a video call to congratulate you all.

As always, I’m counting on your support in joining me in this celebration before 2020 times out, hope to see you there. Jurgie chokes the trophy in May 2021 as I’m busy feet up in a deckchair smoking a Montecristo on the beach’

 

[Franny's toilet roll]

Strange season, some unpredicted results being recorded

 

[the_tevez_wiggle]

Last night the commentary said they had only received 5 yellows for the whole of this season, also saying it should be near enough impossible to do that in this day and age. Gets you thinking doesn't it, everytime I've seen them just mane on his own deserves 2 yellows a match. He is a dangerous player. Then you have Robertson & trent pushing players into hoardings every match. It's a pisstake, any high pressing team picks up yellows, you put more tackles in, you're more open to counter attacks, etc. Then there's the diving, mane again last night, but it looks like they've stopped booking dives now completely which is stupid.

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

Last night the commentary said they had only received 5 yellows for the whole of this season, also saying it should be near enough impossible to do that in this day and age. Gets you thinking doesn't it, everytime I've seen them just mane on his own deserves 2 yellows a match. He is a dangerous player. Then you have Robertson & trent pushing players into hoardings every match. It's a pisstake, any high pressing team picks up yellows, you put more tackles in, you're more open to counter attacks, etc. Then there's the diving, mane again last night, but it looks like they've stopped booking dives now completely which is stupid.

Mane is a vicious little twat

 

[Bluemanc100]

Mane is a vicious little twat

Plus he blinds defenders with the reflection of the floodlights off his bone dome