Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[RadcliffeRick]

We win the league. Real win the UCL. Chelsea win the FA Cup. That just about makes up for midweek doesn't it?

If Carlsberg did football seasons ......

 

[TheThirdDeano]

mad that Klopp became such a **** and all it took was an 'unexpected' draw.

Imagine if they dont beat chelski in the FA cup.

Could they hold it together against Real Madrid? Doubt it they're mentality minnows.

Now THAT would make my entire year

 

[goalmole]

I'm still livid about that game. Gonna take me a while to get over that one.

Us winning the league and the rat eaters winning fuck all else this season would go a long way.

 

[footballmanager]

That’s the standard other fans hold City to now. A PL title is below average. If you’d have told me that at the end of August 2008 I’d have probably had you sectioned. I fucking love it.

other "fans" can fuck off. winning the league is so easy they only won one in 30 years

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Klopp accusing Spurs of timewasting. Why is he so rattled? It’s not like they’ve blown the title.

Because him and his team have started to believe the hype the media have blown up their arse that the winning the qaudruple will be the greatest thing ever since Sharon Stone flashed her growler in Basic Instinct.

Cracks have started to appear over the last few weeks.

We should of comfortably beat them in the league and they looked dodgy on the first first half against Villarreal and the second half against us in the fa cup semi but they have been getting away with it until last night.

And then we saw the real Klopp last night. The one who sees his arse when things don't go his way.

Apparently theirs no love lost between him and Slippy G and if that goofy twat doesn't get a result at Villa Tuesday night I think he'll crack

 

[Thornliebank]

City are going to win the one trophy this season that the Scousers crave the most. They all know they're going to thrash Madrid but they can't really enjoy it as the ' big one ' for them stays in Manchester.

 

[J.G.Blue.]

BREAKING NEWS
"Karim Benzema has broken his leg while trying to get the top off a pot of yogurt, he will be out for up to 6 months"

(The way the dippers season has been going this is one of the headlines I am expecting in the next couple of weeks :-)

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

The only trophy that’s nailed on is the FA Cup and that’s because Chelsea’s form is so inconsistent. I mean, they lost to us and drew with Wolves.

Prove me wrong, Chelsea.

 

[Jesus H Gabz]

City are going to win the one trophy this season that the Scousers crave the most. They all know they're going to thrash Madrid but they can't really enjoy it as the ' big one ' for them stays in Manchester.

Exactly, they play good cup football & get decent draws in them, with plenty of luck, we play outstanding football consistently over long periods very rarely relying on luck, and sit on the edge of winning 4 in 5…I’d take that for the rest of my days

 

[1961_vintage]

Doping in the Liverpool squad?
12% of the UK population suffer from Astma.
In Liverpool's squad though, that number is 63%!
They play such a high tempo game that every help in keeping the airways fully open is a bonus.


Now, as far as I understand it every club pushes the medical boundary to some degree with has a higher number of "sufferers" than the average, but I link Liverpool take the piss.

Would be good to know what the % per Club is.