Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[Gingers Dad]

And who is going to break that personal medical news that only Liverpool know?

Who else would even give a fuck? This is not the first time it's happened. Madrid had the same thing happen to them 2 weeks ago. I would be surprised if every club hasn't had a few false positives by now given the amount of tests that have been done over the last 18 months.

It's just more conspiracy nonsense bullshit from the usual posters who think everything is a conspiracy. Every referee is biased against City, and supports Liverpool/United/whichever team we're playing this week and will never let us win (despite the fact we win 90% of games). The league won't let us win the league back to back (until we win it back to back, then the league won't let us win 3 in a row), the league won't let United fail (despite them failing for 10 years) , every club who does better than City is on PEDs (despite us being one of the highest pressing and fittest sides in the world).

Maybe he's lying about the false positives as well? Maybe they had enough players available for the Arsenal game all along?

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

not really arsed but ffs a bit desparate from them

It shows how shite they are when they are ducking games and hopefully will have given them problems when the games have to be replayed. Klopp will be crying in a few weeks of fixture congestion.

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I don't see a motive. How do Liverpool benefit from postponing the game by a week?

I don't know the specifics of the case, but hypothetically if you already had several key players out through injury, then delaying the game until they are fit again could be beneficial.

 

[deano ou812]

Hmm don’t forget this is the club that hacked into our database,nothing would surprise me when it comes to these cnuts .

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

I imagine the medical experts that treat almost the whole dipper squad for 'asthma' could probably contrive a way to make a lateral flow appear positive without breaking sweat.....

I was told by an NHS staff member that all you have to do is add a little lemon juice to the sample and it will ALWAYS show a +ive result.

No idea if this is true or not as I've just taken her word for it.

She also said that schoolkids figured this out within weeks in order to get time off school.

 

[Marvin]

I don't know the specifics of the case, but hypothetically if you already had several key players out through injury, then delaying the game until they are fit again could be beneficial.

It doesn't look like injuries could be an incentive unless there are players carrying a knock that we don't know about.

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

I was told by an NHS staff member that all you have to do it add a little lemon juice to the sample and it will ALWAYS show a +ive result.

No idea if this is true or not as I've just taken her word for it.

She also said that schoolkids figured this out within weeks in order to get time off school.

Orange juice works just as well. In fact any acidic food or drink consumed immediately prior to a test could give a false positive.

 

[the-ecstacy-of-eight]

Orange juice works just as well. In fact any acidic food or drink consumed immediately prior to a test could give a false positive.

Obviously covid increases acidity in the body and that's what the lateral flow tests test for, therefore just add acidity and you get a "SUSPECTED" +ive result ;)

 

[I'm With Stupid]

I was told by an NHS staff member that all you have to do is add a little lemon juice to the sample and it will ALWAYS show a +ive result.

No idea if this is true or not as I've just taken her word for it.

She also said that schoolkids figured this out within weeks in order to get time off school.

Ah, so that's how Djokovic got his visa.

 

[city saint]

We're the initial test not LFT's? In which case there is no testing lab involved.

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