Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[hammocity]

Haaland set to prove Klopp's Liverpool genius again as £63m transfer 'agreed'

Man City are reportedly closing in on signing Erling Haaland for £63m. The transfer provides two key issues which are inescapable, and prove Liverpool's genius.

www.liverpool.com

Big bad City, daring to spend money. Of course, Allison and Dick were boyhood Liverpool fans, who are actually now paying for the privilege of playing for the club where "this means more"™. That's proper "boss", innit?

An extract from the poorly written article:

“The two have become linked over the last half-decade. Since Chelsea won the Premier League title in 2017, if it isn’t City winning it, it’s Liverpool. The last five seasons have seen the two sides share the EFL Cup too.”

We’ve won seven of those trophies to their two but apparently that’s sharing, talk about a false narrative.

 

[Damocles]

Haaland set to prove Klopp's Liverpool genius again as £63m transfer 'agreed'

Man City are reportedly closing in on signing Erling Haaland for £63m. The transfer provides two key issues which are inescapable, and prove Liverpool's genius.

www.liverpool.com

Big bad City, daring to spend money. Of course, Allison and Dick were boyhood Liverpool fans, who are actually now paying for the privilege of playing for the club where "this means more"™. That's proper "boss", innit?

Forget the content for a moment but that is an abysmally written article. If I turned that in for a GCSE English assignment, I'd fail.

 

[Grassland Blue]

An extract from the poorly written article:

“The two have become linked over the last half-decade. Since Chelsea won the Premier League title in 2017, if it isn’t City winning it, it’s Liverpool. The last five seasons have seen the two sides share the EFL Cup too.”

We’ve won seven of those trophies to their two but apparently that’s sharing, talk about a false narrative.

We've had the larger share of the pie.
If we are successful in winning the chumps league this time, we will have shared that too...
:)

 

[waspish]

Forget the content for a moment but that is an abysmally written article. If I turned that in for a GCSE English assignment, I'd fail.

Think they will understand it better written in their language.

 

[bluemonkey71]

That Emmet guy must write the papers in North Korea. That piece is littered with snidely digs and buzzword bingo. There are so many false claims in there I would’t know where to start.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Forget the content for a moment but that is an abysmally written article. If I turned that in for a GCSE English assignment, I'd fail.

They're not English though they're scouse hence the nonsense.

 

[Rochdale Blue]

Forget the content for a moment but that is an abysmally written article. If I turned that in for a GCSE English assignment, I'd fail.

If you'd scribbled that in crayon at a children's day care group, you'd be chief football correspondent at the Echo.

 

[BringBackSwales]

Funny how before last season there was the medical article stating how many dippers were on anti-asthma drugs and that given how long they been doing it they’d have to take a year off them; lo and behold dippers then suffer with fitness and injury problems. Now this season after the one year alleged break hardly any fitness snd injury issues. Remarkable coincidence that

 

[waspish]

Funny how before last season there was the medical article stating how many dippers were on anti-asthma drugs and that given how long they been doing it they’d have to take a year off them; lo and behold dippers then suffer with fitness and injury problems. Now this season after the one year alleged break hardly any fitness snd injury issues. Remarkable coincidence that

If our players had this the hateful 8 would want an investigation into how come over half the squad have asthma. Apart from that article nothing else been said anywhere.

 

[mat]