Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

[Blue_eyes]

Lets explore the possibility of the league ending all square, totally equal all the way down to say fouls conceded.

These fckers would then be claiming thats enough to confirm them as champions..........absolute tossers.

 

[Withnail]

This about sums up their deluded, entitled fanbase.

 

[The perfect fumble]

This sad sack is a regular on the Anfield Wrap, he's one of the saner ones....

 

[The perfect fumble]

I still have this uncomfortable feeling about Klipperty - nothing to do with football though. I believe he has some kind of mental disorder and there's more to this man than we'll probably ever know. I think if you scratch beneath that facade that he puts on in public you will find a man with some serious flaws in his psyche.
After a victory he stands there wearing his happy-go-lucky, 'everybody's best mate' persona, vigorously shaking hands with anybody and everybody, cheerfully slapping his players on the back and grinning like a demented hyena. But after a defeat he glares angrily at the reporter/reporters, trying to intimidate them, like one of those plastic 'hard-men' you get (Ronnie- "you fucking want some" -Pickering).
He has thinly-veiled digs at us (and one or two others, but mostly us), almost saying the word 'conspiracy' but skilfully avoiding it at the very last second for fear of recriminations...unlikely given he's a darling of the media and always good for a soundbite, like a modern day 'Twitcher' Redknapp.

Whatever it is that's eating away at him (beneath that boy-next-door image he likes to portray), it will erupt one day, somewhat spectacularly, and the world will see the REAL Klipperty - probably running a motel somewhere, stuffing birds, harbouring the long-dead corpse of his mother and waiting for Janet Leigh to run the shower.

He's odd, very odd.....

Verrückt, sehr verrückt.

 

[Blue Mist]

Or this belter......

Replying to
@RobGutmann
Spot on. In my mind if Liverpool come second they’re the real champions and I will forever think they are.

I will as well.

 

[Kompany Car]

Lets explore the possibility of the league ending all square, totally equal all the way down to say fouls conceded.

These fckers would then be claiming thats enough to confirm them as champions..........absolute tossers.

Its a one off game at a neutral venue under those circumstances, but rather irritatingly the table would read Liverpool first purely on the basis of alphabetic order. Undoubtedly that would be enough for the idiots to claim they had won regardless of the result of the one off match.

 

[FightLikeAGirl]

Or this belter......

Replying to
@RobGutmann
Spot on. In my mind if Liverpool come second they’re the real champions and I will forever think they are.

That’s not how it works, dipshit. If you’re top, you’re champions. If you’re second, you’re not.

 

[Kompany Car]

Whatever it is that's eating away at him (beneath that boy-next-door image he likes to portray), it will erupt one day, somewhat spectacularly, and the world will see the REAL Klipperty - probably running a motel somewhere, stuffing birds, harbouring the long-dead corpse of his mother and waiting for Janet Leigh to run the shower.

Only if the boy next door is Charles Manson, which would be apt seen as he's the leader of a cult.

 

[LongsightM13]

He's odd, very odd.....

Verrückt, sehr verrückt.

 

[LGWIO]

Lets explore the possibility of the league ending all square, totally equal all the way down to say fouls conceded.

These fckers would then be claiming thats enough to confirm them as champions..........absolute tossers.

Of course Liverpool would win in this circumstance as you are forgetting....

This Means More!