They are unbelievable, truly unbelievable.
A local chap, as plastic as they can get: got all the club shop merchandise, from replica kits to tea mugs and lampshades and fuck knows what else. Been to Shrinefield once, back in 2003 I think. Told me a week or so ago that we (City) never get any stick from the media, Sly are up our arses 24 hour a day, VAR has won us everything we've ever won (yeah, it gets even funnier). He is under the impression that the rest of the footballing world dislikes us but that everybody adores the dippers.
I know I should call him out for his gross distortion of the facts, but I personally have no interest in challenging this man's inane drivel: I have neither the tolerance or the composure to argue with him so I just let it go.
It pleases me to know that whilst he and his plastic glory-hunting mates are hurting so very much, he knows I remain totally indifferent to them, in fact I'm almost dismissive of them. I treat his club like the minor irritation they truly are - and he knows it.