Liverpool Thread - 2021/22

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i♥city said:
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How do you get an award and still look sooooo fucking miserable? There's murder in that man's eye!!! PMSL
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Can somebody pls photoshop this so he’s holding a certificate of achievement award
 
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Teletubbies to split after City win League.
Unconfirmed reports that the Teletubbies will be reduced to a duo following disturbing fight scenes on set this morning.
Two of the loveable characters were on their way to work when set upon by the remaining pair who hurled bricks, cans and other missiles at their former friends.
At this point Police refuse to disclose the two who have been sacked but it is likely thought to be Dipper and Lah-Lah
 
BringBackSwales said:
As Ric tweeted, one title in 32 years. They are a good cup side though
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It means more to them though as they have real emotions which no other football fan can dare to dream of!

Driving home after the match last night and some dipper phoned in to Radio 5 and said this is the greatest dipper team he has ever seen, (one that finished second). He said finishing within a point of us was a massive achievement as they have a lower net spend!
 
Uncle Wally One Ball said:
Is it known yet what the source of the false info was when they thought it was 3-3?
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A group of Wolves fans were trolling them by making a 3-3 gesture whilst laughing their arses off. It quickly spread around the ground in the same manner that the frozen chicken in an alleyway spread around Miseryside. Doesn't take much to get the dippers into a emotional frenzy.
 
5 Hit Gibbon said:
It means more to them though as they have real emotions which no other football fan can dare to dream of!

Driving home after the match last night and some dipper phoned in to Radio 5 and said this is the greatest dipper team he has ever seen, (one that finished second). He said finishing within a point of us was a massive achievement as they have a lower net spend!
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They celebrate " lowest net spend " whilst City celebrate winning the PL - dipper world is a source of real inspiration .
 
I could be swallowed up by a freak accident this morning, swallowed into a deep and fiery chasm as the street mysteriously opens up beneath me and pulls me into the ground. And I'd still be smiling and laughing all the way into the deepest bowels of the earth. Its all the more satisfying when you stop some of the nastiest fuckers around from being happy too. I might even have dog shit for dinner later.
 
Not sure if recently mentioned but I highly doubt that they'll win CL Final now.
The fact that they've been playing more or less Cup Finals every match for some time and now had the shattering realisation that they've lost out to City Again while picking up some important injuries along the way while Real have been on easy Street after having sewn up their League weeks ago must be messing with their head.
A Domestic Cup Double wasn't exactly what they were hoping for but I think that's what they may well have to settle for.
Poor Dippers.
 
Nebuchadnezzar said:
I could be swallowed up by a freak accident this morning, swallowed into a deep and fiery chasm as the street mysteriously opens up beneath me and pulls me into the ground. And I'd still be smiling and laughing all the way into the deepest bowels of the earth. Its all the more satisfying when you stop some of the nastiest fuckers around from being happy too. I might even have dog shit for dinner later.
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Oh yes it was sooooooooooooo delicious to snatch it away from the dippers - how many times have we dicked them by one point in the league now? It's just a shame No Salad didn't score until after we'd got the three goals back - "you thought you were the champions. you're not, you're not! you thought you were the...." I think we all know how this goes! ha ha
 
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