Haven't even played the Community Shield yet and he's already started his self-righteous, 'woe-is-me' act.
It's going to be a long and drawn-out season with this pitiful man-child crying to his friends at the tabloids about us every day. They can't compete with us because of our spending power, they can't compete with the players we have at our disposal, they can't compete when every single referee in the Premier League is a life-long Man City fan with a deep hatred for all things dipper.
Poor, deranged Bingo: so much pressure and not enough Colgate to go around.